this is kinda exposing me but it's also hilarious i've been laughing about it for the last three days since it happened

okay so

me and my bf: doing mildly kinky things
me, all in da zone: i want it now 😠
him: WE'RE MFING CHILDREN OF JESUS🚫

so moral of the story is yes, it's official we're jesus kids
also what's even funnier to me prolly not you but like we met at bible camp in the summer lmao