Spinel: It's easy to hate the main character in a show or movie.

(Y/n): Evidence?

Spinel: Me. I hate myself and I'm the star of our lives.

(Y/n), bringing out the rejuvinator: Sis, I am getting tired of your sh*t.

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Amethyst: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility and new discoveries.

Amethyst, to Peridot's recorder: Discovery 379: the nice smelling markers do not taste as good as they smell.

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Spinel: We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work.

Spinel: Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.

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- The Mini-Adventure's of Older Lunar -

Lunar: Hey.

Lunar: Everyone's bones are wet.

Steven: Why would you say this.

Lunar: No one said hi back.

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Steven, sighing dreamily: I could get lost in your eyes.

(Y/n): Dove, with all due respect, you could get lost walking in a straight line.

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Pearl, to (Y/n): I'm concerned for what little sanity you have left but I'm glad you're learning.

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Steven: That's it! Sweetness, I'm upset. I need you to leave me alone for a while.

(Y/n): I'm TRYING to but I need you to stop hugging me.

Steven, offended: NO!

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(Y/n): Okay, before you say no—

Garnet: No.

(Y/n): But I haven't even told you yet!

Garnet: I'm sticking with no.

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Blue Pearl: Choose your password.

Lapis: Peridot.

Blue Pearl: The password is too short.

Lapis: I know.

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Steven: You're violent.

(Y/n): Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable.

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- The Mini-Adventure's of Older Lunar -

Lunar: It's LITERALLY on the way??

Kidnapper: We are NOT stopping for cheeseburgers!

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[Guys the next chapter's being worked on I swear.]

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