THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING THIS STORY AND VOTING!! I LOVE YOU ALL, TAKE MEMES AS MY APPRECIATION GIFT--

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Steven Universe:

S1-S5: Everything is beautiful, love is real, Earth is free and the sun is shining!

SUF: Great googly moogly it's all gone to sh*t--
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White: My purpose here is to judge you

Blue & Yellow: That's literally all you do. All the time
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Garnet: I know your secret

Rose: You're gonna have to be more specific there, buddy. Which one? I have a lot of (gems) skeletons in my closet
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Fans: How do you do it?

Steven: How do I do what?

Fans: Pretend you are okay

Steven: I'm not pretending

Fans: Yes. Yes you are, everyday. And it breaks our hearts--
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Lapis: Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?

(Y/n): I don't know, probably both
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(Y/n): Can you hit them with your sword?

Steven: Sweetness, I believe the technical term is 'stab'
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Spinel: (Y/n), you scared me!

(Y/n): Well, I am naturally terrifying
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Kevin: I hate you!

(Y/n), on a date with Steven: Why? He's lovely

Steven, whispering: Um, I think he's talking to you, sweetness...

(Y/n): Oh, I know. I feel the same way about myself

Steven:

Kevin:

Steven: Wait, wHAT--
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Steven: You know you're my favorite, right?

(Y/n): I better be
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Bismuth: Where's your shoe?

Connie, being carried in by Steven & (Y/n): THE GIANT MUD PUDDLE DOWN THE ROAD DEMANDED A SACRIFICE
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The Gems: We're trying to have a serious conversation with you!

Steven: And I'm trying to subtly avoid it!
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(Y/n): Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge

Steven: Can I pick?
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(Y/n): Why aren't you afraid of me?

Connie: Seriously? I have worse nightmares about failing AP Chem
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(Y/n): Well SOME PEOPLE thought it would be a great idea to throw our backup plan off a bridge

Steven & Connie: It was on FIRE!
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Amethyst: Oh, c'mon P! It's... charming!

Garnet, blankly: It's probably haunted and we're all going to die
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Sadie: Hold on, you died!

Lars: Yeah, well it didn't stick
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Aquamarine: Hey, I didn't kill anyone today!

Steven: What do you want? A gold star?
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Steven: We're all going to die today

Spinel: If that sort of optimism isn't what gets a man up in the morning, I don't know what does
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Amethyst: Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?

Pearl: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?

Amethyst: It's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself

Pearl: You absolutely do not
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Lunar's Universe:

(Y/n): You are all remarkably well behaved tonight

Lunar & His Friends: ...

Steven: What did you do?

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THE END

(Hope you all enjoyed this! Maybe I'll make a part 2... if it's requested, that is...)