hoe
& lee
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hoe
so

lee
so?

hoe
omfg
it's been 24 hours

lee
since what

hoe
girl don't even

lee
stop fucking w me
im so confused

hoe
YOU INTRODUCED KIT TO UR MOMS
HOW WAS IT
DO THEY LIKE HIM
DOES HE LIKE THEM
DID YOU TWO KISS YET
ARE YOU GUYS DATING YET
TELL ME THE TEA

lee
CALM DOWN
it was very uneventful

hoe
that's what you said abt ur book date
and turns out you were literally straddling him

lee
I WAS NOT

hoe
you totally were
BUT
THE POINT IS
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

lee
well not much
and my moms both love him
and he loves them

hoe
that's a good sign
but ik there's more

lee
idk if this is interesting but
we snuck out of the restaurant about half way thru
we went outside and looked at the stars

hoe
i literally hate you
"not much"
"oh yeah!!"
"we kinda did the most romantic thing EVER"

lee
it's not THAT romantic

hoe
STARGAZING???
NOT ROMANTIC????
...
what drugs are you on

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