I'm so fucking hot

I'd date myself if I could

like who wouldn't want to date this *points at self* piece of awesomeness

I'm so amazing

stan me people.

I'm dope.
no wait.

I'm the definition of dope.

oh wow I'm in love with me ok.

love yourself bc noone is ever good enough for u

life lessons damm

no but srsly love urself bc I do