Draco: Ron, some guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand. You know, I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was a Hogwarts professor and I was a naughty student that he puts in detention.

Ron: Eww are you talking about Harry, my best friend and your husband?

Draco: Yeah I didn't disguise that very well did I?

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