Scorpius: Grandpa, are you daddy's real father?

Lucius: Of course I am. Who else would it be?

Narcissa: Why do you ask?

Scorpius: Well, last night I heard Harry ask daddy "who is your daddy?" and daddy told Harry it was him. I don't get it. Doesn't that make him my grandpa?

Harry: [coughs violently]

Draco: . . .

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