Harry: If we ever have another kid and its a girl we should name her lizard and call her Liz and people would be like "oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say, "no, my name is lizard."

Draco: You are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate for the rest of your life.

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