Harry: Hey, can you pass the salt?

Ron, getting up: Yeah just a minute

Harry: Mate it's right besid-

*Over at the Slytherin table*

Draco: Wha- Weasley! What are you dOING!?

Ron, bridal carrying Draco: Well you see, Harry wanted me to pass the salt 

Ron *Drops Draco on Harry's lap*: So, like the great friend I am, I went above and beyond and got him not one but TWO of the things he wants

Harry, spluttering: Wha- I don't want Malfo-

Draco, muttering, still in harry's lap: I want you though

Harry: I-

Ron: nOW kISS

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