*James and Lily are playin fuck, marry, kill*

*Harry and Draco enter the the room without them noticing*

Lily: ...Narcissa, yes, I think I'd fuck her

James: I can't believe you just say that

Lily: Well, she's hot! In fact, I'd fuck her husband too

Harry: Ahem

James: We just have reached a new level embarrassing our son in front of his boyfriend

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