Harry: Did you get those trousers on sale?

Draco: Uh, is this a trick question?

Harry, smirking: Because at my house, they'd be 100% off.

Draco, worried: But that's a horrible way to run a business. Do you need a financial advisor? I know a gu-

Harry: No I mean-

Draco: Wait...

Draco, *Panics in gay*: ohmygodohmygodohmygod

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