Sirius: why don't we spend some quality time together? Just the two of us — Godfather and godson.

Harry: Hang on, I have to ask my mum.

Sirius: What-?

Harry: *Pulls out an ouija board* Hey mum, can I go with Sirius?

Lily, from the after life: A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y N-O-T

Sirius: ....

Harry: She said no :/

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