Harry: *Deep in thought* How did Voldemort sleep at night?

Ron: *Not even looking up from his paperwork* He had no conscience, I doubt it bothered him

Harry: No, I mean literally, how did he sleep at night? I'm picturing a coffin of some description

Ron: Never really thought about it, although now you bring it up, I can't see him sleeping, only roaming around in the dead of night. Or maybe he slept upside down, like a bat?

Draco: *Rolling his eyes at the absurd conversation* Wrong, he slept in a bed and insisted on feather stuffed pillows

Ron: *His eyebrows shoot up* Bloody hell, that's surprising

Draco: He snored too

Harry: You're taking the piss

Ron: I have so many questions. Do you know if he folded or scrunched his toilet paper?

Draco: ..... That's disgusting

Harry: Did he ever eat? I just can't picture it.

Ron: What about shoes? Did he wear shoes? I never noticed. Oh Merlin, what about underwear? Do you think he wore underwear?

Harry: I bloody hope he did!

Draco: ..... I'm leaving

Ron: No! I have so much more to ask!

Harry: Yeah, and that thing about underwear is a valid concern

Draco: *Scoffs and rolls his eyes* As if I'd even know the answer to that

Harry: Maybe not, but could you at least tell us what cereal he ate?

Draco: I despise sharing an office with the two of you

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