Harry: Have you been diagnosed with a bitchy personality?

Draco: Uh no

Harry: Well I'm diagnosing you with it

Draco, sighing: Wonderful Harry, that's just great do I get pills for my condition?

Harry, smiling: No, you just get me

Draco: Oh Merlin, just go away

Harry: Oh so I'm Merlin now?

Draco: I hate you

Harry: So I was right about my diagnosis then?

Draco: ....

Draco: Have you been diagnosed with a annoying personality? Because if not I'm diagnosing you with it

Harry: Oh fuck you

Draco: Like you haven't already

╰──➢ ✧;─ 𝘶𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 ──; ✧