Draco: I'm dating Harry

Lucius: I can't believe it! Our son, our precious son is dating Potter!

Narcissa: Well, it is obvious, Lucius. How can you not notice? He practically climbed into our son's bedroom every night

Lucius: I always thought it was a girl

Narcissa: Sure, of course a girl could make our son scream "faster"

Lucius: That was Draco's voice?

Narcissa: Clearly, and he has the same pitch as you too

Lucius: Excuse m-

Draco: Uh, I'm still here? 👀

╰──➢ ✧;─ 𝘶𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 ──; ✧