Me:*Scrolling on my phone while eating some cookies* *Hears crying*

Me:*Runs to the one who is crying* *Sees Angel dust crying* "Angel? What happened"

Angel:*Tells me that Valentino hit him again*

Me: "Heck naw! Angel? Why don't you go and eat some cookies, while I go and take care of that bug for you?"

Angel: "What? N-No that's a bad idea!"

Me: "It's a good idea, honey" *Grabs a 🔪*

Angel: "No! No! No! Cattygirl! Put that down!"

Me:*Slams the door shut*

...

Me:*Outside of the V's tower* *Clears throat* "HEY! VALENTINO! COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"