Introduction: That one kid in your life who is actually 8 yrs old but acts like a 16 yr old cool kid, which they're honestly doing a bad job at *silently praying for them to be alright*. They keep trying to diss around people and have such basic level disses which rather than feeling insulted give out a good laugh. *me literally slurping my smoothie trying not to spit it out in fits of laughter whenever these type of little ones try to diss me*

They say people can be whoever they want to be y'all tell me. Sure, ofcourse! How cool it would be being a snobbish, spoilt brat and when people tell you, "Quit being a bitch." you can respond with, "OoH, but doesn't everyone say be whoever you want to be, be someone unique and not a copycat? Everyone is good, so wHy NoT bE a BiTcH iNsTeAd?" in that goddamn shrilly Barbie when she is looking for a Ken to rescue her, voice.

Point being, people should know their limits and try not be annoying for the wrong causes. So why not a diss for those little tots and also, why not back in their own style cause our level of dissing is too advanced for them to even process a thing. Diss number 2, just the right kiddy type style now all in your platter. Relish and enjoy folks!

𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑵𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒘𝒐

Uh yo

Bro I dunno what ya upto

All I can say's baby boo.

Cuz you're a loser, yes you are

You think you're at the destination, but that's way far.

You-you just keep bragging, god knows why?

Cuz you ain't worth it, and that's ain't a lie.

You can't campaign

You useless empty bottle of champagne.

Y/N  is my name

I run the game

Where I am always the winner.

So get lost and find yourself a life you loser!!

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Istg, this diss seems so basic, I am dying of second hand embarassment of writing such shit. I wonder how those snobby kids are so proud of such basic disses.

Anyways this is it. Please vote and comment if you liked this diss or even if you, like me, felt it was basic too.

Constructive critisism is totally allowed here. Use the comments platform to provide your suggestions regarding the disses.

Also requests are open peeps! Any type of person in particular you hate? Use the opportunity now to get a diss written on them!

𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒚!!