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ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ, ʜᴏʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴛɪϙᴜᴇ ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ: Is this whiskey or perfume?

ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ: [Grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ:

ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ: It's perfume

ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ: Hello Wayne... my very best friend... I-

ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ: Heys' Wayne! How are ya', darli'n?

ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ: ... Jerome, must you always try to one-up me with the nicknames-

ᴡᴀʏɴᴇ: Ah yes, Jerome, Jeremiah... the thorns in my sides.

ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ: Okay listen here. jackass-

ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ: That's the niceest thing rich boy's ever called me!