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BIBLE STUDY
a literal simp — matt
peebee 🥹💕 — chris
carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️— nick
good cop — camille

a literal simp
we're going to a party tonight
so i hope you all have a nice outfit

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
who is we
i'm not going to some stupid party

peebee 🥹💕
agreed
this sounds stupid

good cop
all high school parties are stupid

a literal simp
camille you're supposed to be on my side
you're the good cop

good cop
i'll be on your side if you have a good reason

a literal simp
bc the girl hosting the party is a backstabbing bitch
and we're going to help niola get revenge on her

good cop
OOOH
i'll come but i'm helping NIOLA not you

peebee 🥹💕
if camille is going, i'll go

a literal simp
perfect
nick?

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
sounds to me like you've got enough help
id prefer to stay home and sleep
i don't wanna go to a stupid party with stupid people
they give me a headache

a literal simp
fine
i'll tell niola to never let you see rayne ever again

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
you. wouldn't. dare.

a literal simp
oh i would
i have the message all typed out

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
matthew.

a literal simp
my finger is about to hit sendddd

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
MATTHEW.

a literal simp
3...

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
matt please no

a literal simp
2...

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
FINE
FINE ILL GO
ILL GO

a literal simp
i appreciate your compliance 😇

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
die

good cop
...

peebee 🥹💕
...

good cop
are you gonna give us the party's information?

a literal simp
oh right
hang on let me find the card

peebee 🥹💕
ykw? maybe the party won't be too bad

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
it'll only be tolerable if there's alcohol

good cop
ooh there might be a pool
chris you love pools

peebee 🥹💕
no
i love HOT TUBS
pools are eh
and i thought we had something 😖

a literal simp
shit

peebee 🥹💕
what?
what's wrong now

a literal simp
i think niola has the card with all the info
i gave it back to her during lunch

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
we need that card
or no party
not that ik complaining 🥱

good cop
add her to the group chat

peebee 🥹💕
good idea

a literal simp
with these contact names?
hell no

peebee 🥹💕
awwwww is matty b embarrassed in front of his crush

a literal simp
yes.
the group is titled 'bible study'
and our names are literally stupid

good cop
i think they're descriptive

peebee 🥹💕
they're all very fitting

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
how do i fit the title of 'carbohydrates'

peebee 🥹💕
you forgot the emojis

carbohydrates 🔥💯‼️
🖕

a literal simp
i'm making a new gc with her in it

matt added you to a group chat

PARTY PLAN
matt — matt
chris — chris
nick — nick
camille — camille
niola — niola

chris
this is the best you could come up with?

nick
yeah
this is pretty depressing

camille
these names are very boring compared to the other ones

matt
they might be boring
but they're not stupid

nick
idk
chris is a pretty stupid name

chris
FUCK YOU

nick
ew no thanks
your my brother
incest 🚨🚨🚨

niola
matthew
who are all these random numbers

matt
oh yeah you don't have their contacts
everyone introduce yourselves

camille
i'm camille

chris
i'm chris

nick
nick

niola
okayyy
so what is this chat for anyway?
if my teacher finds out i have my phone, he's going to be really pissed and prob take it away until the end of class

nick
im in gym so nobody cares if you're on your phone

matt
i finished all my work early so 🤷‍♂️

camille
chris and i just don't give a shit
we're skipping

matt
of course you are

niola
well im in trig and my teacher is an ass
so pls make this quick

matt
right
so basically we're going to amelia's party tonight
and you have the info on the card

camille
we just need you to send the info
that's all

niola
oh okay
the party is at 8:00PM
she's throwing the party at her grandmother's cabin
the address is xxx
oh yeah the theme is glow in the dark

chris
thanksss 🙏 🙏

nick
yeah we're soooooo grateful that you gave us the info
i'm sooooooo happy to be going to such a great party

camille
ignore him
he's being pessimistic

nick
no im not im being logical
all high school parties end in disaster

niola
he has a point
but anyway i have to go now
i hope you guys have fun at the party

nick
you guys? 🤨🤨🤨
what do you mean YOU GUYS?????

camille
yeah
girl you're definitely coming with us

chris
agreed

matt
are u guys literally stupid
she just said she has to go
which means she won't see ur texts until later

nick
oh i wonder how we could ever let her know of this drastic change of plans 😰

camille
oh i wonder 😰

chris
what are you guys talking about
i can tell you're planning something

nick
oh i have an idea 🤓☝️
matt will go explain everything to her

matt
no

camille
NO??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO??

chris
yeah
i thought you liked her
you cant decline such an amazing offer
you can talk to her all alone

matt
i can decline whatever i want

nick
chris you dumbass
she's in the group

chris
oh right
uh
to future niola : i meant he likes you as a FRIEND
like a FRIENDLY type of like
not at all a romantic type of like at all
never ever would he like you like that 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

nick
this is pitiful to watch

camille
she probably never would have put the pieces together if you two hadn't pointed it out

chris
shit

nick
shit

matt
i'll talk to her after class
just to put an end to this pathetic conversation

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a/n : i just binge-watched anne with an e within two days without any sleep
and gilbert blythe is so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
we're married 🥱
he doesn't know it (he also doesn't exist) but we're married and in a happy, healthy relationship
we're only A FEW centuries apart
i mens sure he was alive in the 1800s and i'm alive in the 2000s but we can make it work ❤️❤️❤️
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