*sighs in being single irl*

here's a list of shit that makes me flustered, giggle, kicking my feet, biting my lip, biting my nails, tehehe-ing, suddenly a tomato, "FUCK ME ALREADY", prolly sub bitch >;3

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➵ ♡ PET NAMES: Darling, Love, Dear, Sweetheart, Sweetie, (the same ones but in different languages), Cupcake, (any kind of cutesy nickname).

➵ ♡ VOICES: ....i'll listen to any voice mail they send and squeal like i'm reading some fluff.

➵ ♡  NECK KISSES: PLEASE OMFGGGG I WANT THISSS 

➵ ♡ HEAD PATS/MESSING WITH HAIR: mf anybody who pats my head or twirls my hair around their finger or just runs their hand through my hair when i'm laying on them or something.... instantly gonna marry them ngl.

➵ ♡ NERDY GUYS: .... *caves down and brings out a ring* mf's be like "ew nerds" but like BITCH??? i love me a smart hoe, i love me somebody smarter than me that would teach me anything i asked them to >///<

like-- THINK OF THE STUDY DATES?? Not only that but babes would probably take you to the best places that look really nice but also have some history behind so then it's pretty and also brings their nerd side out!! UGHH I WANNA LISTEN TO THIS BITCH RAMBLE ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING!!

OHHH and ANY nerdy guy!! Like, Scrawny and nerdy is amazing BUT, BUT!!! LISTENNNN OKAY?? The jock kind of guy that's a total geek.. gimme...

➵ ♡ SINGING WITH ME: Anyone that sings the songs i like (or songs to me in their language) is just a green flag.

➵ ♡ DANCING: But like in the rain, by ourselves *slams card onto table*

➵ ♡ CHEESY PICK-UP LINES: COME ON!! I'm all for it, it'll make me laugh AND get flustered, plzzz 

➵ ♡ RESTS HAND ON THIGH.

➵ ♡ PLAYS AROUND WITH NECKLACE, RINGS, ETC. WHEN I'M WEARING IT.

➵ ♡ SITTING ON MY LAP AND SNUGGLING INTO MEEE.

➵ ♡ MORE TOUCHES: Like, i'm just sat on the sofa playing some games on my phone and they just wrap their arms around my shoulders and rest their chin on the top of my head.

➵ ♡ SMILING: ...just smile at me with such care and i'm blushing *sighs*

➵ ♡  THOSE EYES: UGGHHH you know when somebody just stares at you, their eyes soften just enough for only YOU to notice they faintly smile, tilt their head a little, and just stare at you and loving you so much from afar-

➵ ♡ LAUGHING: Laugh at my jokes or laugh at something and then lean into me.. *sighs again in 'i'm easy'*

➵ ♡ COMPLIMENTS: fjhbgfdh DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING??? 

➵ ♡ "DID YOU EAT TODAY?": and then they make you food even if you said yes because they just know your lying-- just.. gdfgdhgdrf

➵ ♡ CALLING MY HANDSOME: i'm a chick and all but like... *coughs* this makes me feel shit-

➵ ♡ WAIST HOLDING.

➵ ♡ BRUSHING THEIR FINGER BARELY ABOVE THE SKIN OF MY HAND AND MAKING HEARTS.

➵ ♡ WHEN SOMEBODY WRITES "I LOVE YOU" AND THEN MY NAME.

➵ ♡ MAKING SURE I'M COMFORTABLE.

➵ ♡ GLANCING OVER TO ME.

➵ ♡ LEANING CLOSER EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE OR PLAYING GAMES.

➵ ♡ C O N S E N T: Duhh

➵ ♡ SHOWING ME OFF: Listen, i personally see myself uglier than a damn ROACH .. B U T if they show me off like i'm the best person in the world then i fucking love them.

➵ ♡ RAMBLING: P L E A S E, i love when people ramble about their hobbies and interests, and shit.. like ugh, and then they just smile at me for listening and touches me (hugs, holding hands, nudges my shoulder type thing) and it's just heaven basically.

➵ ♡ GOOD MORNING TEXTS.

➵ ♡ CHECKING UP ON ME.

➵ ♡ SENDING PICTURES OF WHAT THEY'RE DOING: ...listen, okay, if anybody loved me that much to the point they'll be sending me the most random and adorable fucking pictures of what they're doing then i love them so much.

➵ ♡ HUMOUR: just be funny-- i will literally date anybody funny..

➵ ♡ CUTELY RANDOM: I have myself a type guys.. i'll be making a few chapters on that because uhh yeah TT but anyway, i'll fall for anybody who just does the most random crap while being naturally adorable. 

[THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A SHIT TON MORE BUT YEAHH HEHEHE]