"Any clue on what college you might be attending so we can start calculating minimum safe distance?"

"None of your business, Xander. Certainly, nowhere near you losers."

"Okay, you guys. Don't forget to breathe between insults."

"I'm sorry, Buffy. This conversation is reserved for those who actually have a future."

"Oh shit... did you eat breakfast this morning Cordy?"

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""That's the job. What else can we do?"

"Whatever we want! We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen Two. And Lane the potential of course. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"

"That'd be tragic, taking all the fun out of slaying and stabbing and beheading."

"Oh, like you don't dig it."

"I don't."

"Liar. I've seen you. Tell me staking a vamp doesn't get you a little bit juiced. Say it."

"I love it. Sends tingles down my spine."

"See! This is why I love this chick!

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"I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."

"We attack the mayor with hummus."

"I stand corrected."

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"Feel up to some training?"

"Sure! We can work out after school, you know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!"

"Ew... that's an image I did not need to think about."

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"No one can stop the Ascension. Mayor's got it wired, B. He built this town for demons to feed on, and come graduation day, he's getting paid. And I'll be sitting at his right hand, assuming he has hands after the transformation, I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna be kibbles 'n' bits."

"He's gonna be a demon not a dog, Faye..."

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"It's extraordinary."

"It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay."

"You're definitely gay."

"Laney! Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was."

"Well, actually..."

Willow and Buffy look at him.

"That's a good point."

"Yeah sure lie to them."

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"You sent your boy to kill me."

"That's right, I did."

"Well he's dust."

"I thought he might be, what with you standing here and all."

"I guess that means you have a job opening."

"Make that two."

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"We survived."

"It was a hell of a battle."

"Not the battle. High School."

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