Present Day

A cab zooms through the dark and spooky forest. A passageway on the ground opens up.

The driver gets out and places his head on and what do ya know, it's a jack-o-lantern. He opens the door and just as he did a flood of wolf pups came rushing out. And after that, a mamma wolf stepped out slightly tilting the cab along with her. She had a big stomach. She groaned with her hand placed on her stomach. And after, was the husband. He took his wallet out as he said ¨Yeeah, it's a mess back there.¨

A few zombies big and small came to grab the wolf family's luggage. Punching their arm through the side, and from the top of it. So many monsters filled the place. Everyone was happy to be there. Monsters big and small. Some flying, some walking, while some others running. Drac smoothly walked down the first flight of steps as he looked at everyone enjoying themselves. ¨Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!¨

He then started passing out reservations(?)¨Human free since 1898. Your safest destination. Take an itinerary. I have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events, all leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow and her birthday surprise.¨

¨We always look forward to coming every year, Count. We enjoy the safety so much,¨ the husband of a small goblin(?) announced. ¨Of course. That's why we built it. Yes, good evening,¨ he says before a monster comes up to him and babbles for speech. ¨Thank you, Marty. You look pale, as well.¨

Then a suit of armor rushes up to him as he finished passing out the cards. ¨Sir, sir, sir! We have an urgent plumbing issue!¨ ¨Plumbin'? On it. Mr. Ghouligan!¨ Drac called. A zombie came up to him and grumbled. ¨There is a clogged toilet in room 348.¨ the guard finished. A roar came from above. It was bigfoot. ¨It's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.¨ Drac reassured him. The zombie groaned looking at the plunger in his hand as it shook within it.

A lot of wolf pups burst through the spinning doors. They knocked some people over while two jumped on the pianos keys...and..one peed on the side of a chair sighing in relief. ¨Hey, kids, reel it in. You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable,¨ their dad said to them. Then a boy wolf pup was tugging on Dracś cape while growling. That is until Drac picked up his cape along with the wolf pup attached to it. ¨Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery,¨ he addressed as he smiled. ¨Sorry, Uncle Drac,¨ he apologized. It was a bit muffled since he had Drac's cape in his mouth. But he let go and scattered away.

The two parents soon walked up to him. ¨Drac! How are ya?¨ Drac exclaimed as he slung an arm around Wayne's neck,¨Wayne, my old friend!¨ ¨Couldn't wait for this weekend. Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple of days.¨ ¨The family looks beautiful. Let me just clean up their filth. Housekeeping!¨ sheesh, nah Drac said your kids are filthy. Nah, he said they need to take a bath. As soon as he called for housekeeping 3 witches came zooming out on their brooms cleaning up the mess, placing everything back how it was. And the last thing...the pee. So the maid placed a sponge in it as the SPONGE SOAKS IT UP WIGGLING AS HE GIGGLED.

A big and skinny zombie came in carrying big and small boxes as a few pups knocked them over and they fell. Out came a Frankin head as it bounced its way(saying ow with each bounce) in the direction of Drac and he caught it. ¨Frankie, my boy! Look at you! Still travelin' by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?¨ ¨It's not a money thing. I have a plane phobia, okay? I-i mean, at any moment, those engines could catch...¨ ¨Fire! Yeah, yeah. "Fire bad." We know,¨ Wayne says imitating Frank's voice. Drac then saw two zombies trying to piece franks body together something and quickly gave Frank's head to Wayne.

¨Augustus, Porridge Head, come on! Does that look like Frankenstein's head?¨ Drac frustratedly asked. They were putting Frank's wristed head where his head was supposed to be placed. Drac crossed his arms and rolled his eyes sighing. ¨Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there?¨ Wayne asked. ¨What do you mean?¨ he asked confused before he yelp. ¨Who pinched me?!¨ ¨Guilty. You're irresistible.¨

¨Yes, very amusing, Invisible Man. Hello. Great to "see" you,¨ Drac said before the three laughed. ¨Never gets old,¨ Invisible says as he takes off his glass. The three was still laughing but was cut off by Drac getting slapped. Drac pointed his finger moving it in a no no motion as he chuckled. Drac tried getting back at him by clawing around him. But the invisible man just said he missed. ¨Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.¨ ¨Why am I holding bacon... Ahh! No! Get 'em off!¨ Yep..the wolf pups attacked him. They were having a good laugh. But are soon interrupted by a gust of sand. Yeah, it was Murray. He swirled up a big sand hill just to slide down it. ¨Here comes the party!!¨

¨Hello, Murray!¨ he greeted. ¨Drac, what's up, buddy?¨ Drac dodged soon as Murray was about to hug him. ¨The sand, Murray, the sand! Always with the sand,¨ he complained as his two fingers rubbed against each other. The wolf pups were sliding down and playing with the sand. As a pup was sliding down he was hit by a sandball by his brother who chuckled. ¨Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!" Murray greeted as he exclaimed, grabbing his friend's head. Murray roared in Frank's face and Frank roared back. Murray chuckled. ¨I love this guy. He always bringin' it full tilt. You're looking skinny, too. Now that you're just a head.¨ ¨Okay, you'll pay for that,¨ Frank scoffed as he was taken away by a zombie who placed his head where his arm was supposed to be. He was definitely unamused. ¨So what's up, Drac? The hotel is looking off the hook.¨

Frank hoped his body over to the married couple(Wanda & Wayne).¨Hey, guys, watch this.¨

As Murray was talking to Drac about things he made his bottom half slither its way over to Murray. ¨By the way, you were right about those directions,¨ ¨Oh, good, good.¨ ¨Yeah, I took the Tigris through the Nile, and there was absolutely nooo traffic. And I can't wait for the little man himself to show, it's gonna be great!-¨ he explained...his smile turned into a nervous shocked look as a green fart cloud dispersed behind Murray. ¨You're kidding me. Right in my lobby?¨ ¨Drac, I swear, man, I-i don't run like that,¨ he told him. Wanda, Wayne, and Frank snickered. ¨Housekeeping!¨ And they zoomed in. One had a fireplace bellow and sucked it up. She quickly zoomed to the fireplace letting it out into the fore and quickly moved as the fire blew green. Cleopatra watched as it went by her and looked back at Murray. ¨I was not the cause of that.¨ she just huffed and walked away. He was embarrassed.

A spider dangled from its web in front of Drac. ¨We're readyy!¨ it sang with its high voice. Drac smiled as the fiends looked up in an aw(said aw). ¨If only Martha were here to see this..¨ ¨She's always here, Wanda¨ he says placing a hand on his chest.

Soon enough he steps on a small stool of frogs. ¨Okay, friends, I am so glad you are here to celebrate. Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis, and another successful year of refuge FROM THEM!¨ he soon pointed to a blank screen but the zombie flipped a switch showing different pictures of humans.

¨These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered. They are getting fatter so as to overpower us. And they are wearing less clothing, allowing more movement to strangle us or cut open our heads and put candy in them. But they will never find us here.[monster gasp] Evil villain, you will never win! Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes. Right now, I have to see my little girl.¨he said heading off. ¨She's not so little anymore!¨ Frank pointed out. ¨Yes, she is![Roars!!]¨ Drac said back and everyone was quickly silent. But Drac smiled back again as fast as he roared. He was in the elevator leaving.

¨What's going on out there? Are we at the hotel?¨ Eunice, Frank's wife(gf?), was still in her box. She opened the box with her long fingernails. ¨Frank, did you book us for a tandem massage? Did you get us a table at Hunchback's? Did you do anything?¨ The box ended up being closed on her by the invisible man. ¨You're welcome.¨ ¨ What's going on?!!¨ she yelled, her voice slightly muffled due to the box being closed.

Ahh beautiful Mavis. She was standing in the mirror talking about how she was going to tell her dad what she was thinking. ¨Dad, you said that when I turned 118, I could go out into the world like every other adult that gets to come and go from this hotel.¨ Her impression of her father's answer was ¨But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe. Bleh, bleh-bleh." She began pacing and walking on the ceiling ¨Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I remember, the 3 of us were both eating mice, and you specifically said that you gave me your word.¨

[Ding!]

Drac walked out of the elevator passing a lot of doors on his way with voodoo heads(?) hanging from the door knobs.

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Do not disturb!¨

¨Good morning, Your Eminence. I can't wait to see the lovely prince,¨ a witch said dreamily looking at Drac. ¨Maid, clean up this room!¨ the vd head ordered which caused the witch to frown.

Drac finally reached the door to Mavis's room. He slightly frowned with dominance.

Shrunken head: ¨Oh, it's you. Glad you could make it.¨

Drac: ¨Is she up yet?¨

Shrunken head: ¨Oh, she's up. She's ready to go. And by "go", I mean go. As in, go check the world out. She can't even stop talking about that boy. What you gonna do? What you gonna say?¨

Drac: ¨I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job.¨

He opened the door, smiling again. ¨Good morning, Mavey-Wavey! Happy Birthday, my little mouse!¨ he said happily looking around her room. So he smiled calmly. ¨You want to go out into the world. You can.¨

¨Aha! I knew you were gonna say that. But, Dad, you gave me your word, you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred. That our trust is the core of our-- Wait, what?¨

¨I said you can go.¨

She crossed her arms not fazed. ¨You're just playin' with me.¨

He put his hands up, ¨No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now, you're old enough to make your own choices. You can go.¨

She smiled widely. ¨Holy Rabies, Holy Rabies!!¨She hugged him, then rushed to the closet and packed her suitcase. She turned into a bat and started to fly out the window. ¨Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Wait a second, sweet fangs, where are you going?¨ She stopped to look back at him. ¨Oh, well, I'm going to paradise..to find my zing, and this is just some stuff that I thought I would need.¨

¨Paradise?¨