Harry: I mean, it all started when Ron and I were talking-

Hermione: That explains a lot.

Hermione: Uh, sorry, continue pLs.

Harry: I guess, Ron decided to get back at the twat was to make him fall in love with me, supposedly.

Harry: Since Draco's super fucking gay and I would break his heart blah blah emotional heartbreak.

Harry: And the blond twat is an emotional rollercoaster, so we guessed it would hit him hard.

Hermione: And I thought you couldn't get more stupid.

Harry: tHe pOInt iS, is that he actually likes me now

Hermione: And?

Harry: Well of course, I like him back.