Draco: Harry Potter has been texting me and I don't know how to feel about it

Draco: like I feel kind of special, but at the same time it's a little confusing?¿

Draco: what do you think about it?

Pansy: I think you're pretty gay for him

Draco: that is no help actually

Pansy: fine. well, you might as well make your time out of it. maybe get to know him? oh! sext him??

Draco: Pansy! there's no way I am going to sext Harry bloody Potter