Draco: I listen to you

Harry: when you want to

Draco: true, but I can still be a nice person!

Harry: Draco Malfoy? A nice person? I thought the day would never come

Draco: ow, you're a little too rough

Harry: that's what your mum said to me last night

Draco: aCTUalLY sHuT uP

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AN: lmao dan and phil references