RAE: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
BEOMGYU: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.
TAEHYUN: Tackle him.
YEONJUN: Dump him.
HUENING KAI: Kick him in the shin.
JUNGKOOK: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

RAE: Honey bun?
JUNGKOOK: Yeah?
RAE: [blushes] I meant, would you like one?
JUNGKOOK: Oh, yeah, sure. Sugar?
RAE: Yes?
JUNGKOOK: [blushes] I was asking if you wanted some sugar in your coffee
RAE: Um, sure.
[Both flustered]
TAEHYUNG: Even I'm getting embarrassed at this distance.
JIMIN: I think I know what you mean.

RAE: C'mon Jungkook, I wasn't that drunk.
JUNGKOOK: You tried to color my face with a highlighter, because you said I was important.
RAE: [tearing up] But you are!

RAE: I am the most responsible person in the group
HOSEOK: But you just set the kitchen on fire
RAE: Yes and I take full responsibility for that

RAE: Sorry I just sneezed and liked your post
JUNGKOOK: And commented 'damn daddy' on all of my selfies
RAE: I have the flu

RAE: Anyone wanna get into an argument with me?
JUNGKOOK: Strawberry milk isn't even that good-
RAE: I was kidding, but you know what? Fuck you for real

HUENING KAI: Do you ever feel any bugs on you when there aren't any?
RAE: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed
HUENING KAI: . . .
YOONGI: Look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot

JUNGKOOK: What are you doing?
RAE: Appreciating fine literature and art~
JUNGKOOK: [looking over] You're just flipping through our section of our photobook-

RAE: Good morning cruel world
JIN: Isn't it goodbye?
RAE: Nah, the world may be cruel, but I'm still kicking

RAE: I was always taught to think before I act
RAE: So, rest assured, if I smack the shit out of someone today, I have thought about it, and I am confident in my decision

SOOBIN: So what's it like dating Rae noona?
JUNGKOOK: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"
JUNGKOOK: I love her

NAMJOON: Why is Rae on the counter?
JUNGKOOK: She likes to be tall

JIN: Rae can you pass the salt?
RAE: [throws Yoongi across the table]

INTERVIEWER: Are you seeing someone?
RAE: Like a therapist or a boy?
INTERVIEWER: . . .

BEOMGYU: Can I have one more candy, noona?
RAE: What did Namjoon say?
BEOMGYU: He said no
RAE: Then why would I let you?
BEOMGYU: He's not the boss of you
RAE: [internally] it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap