"OKAY guys, do you all have your hiding places??", kaminari asked, frantically looking around to make sure everything was in place.

"why exactly are we doing this??", ashido asked, crouching under the table.

"because!! I'm starting a youtube channel, and I need content!"

"so you're basically exploiting shigaraki and hoshimi for content", sero pointed out.

"w-what?! noooo!! plus, it's not like they would mind!!", kaminari argued, setting cameras up in hidden places.

sero, kirishima, kaminari, ashido, toga, and dabi heard the door jiggle and quickly shut up. bakugo said kaminari's idea was too stupid and just decided that he wouldn't participate in the group's idiocy.

hoshimi walked in, stunned.

"um—"

"SURPRISE!!!" their friends jumped out from under the tables, behind the sofa, and many more weird places.

"what the fuck is this?", shigaraki scowled. him and hoshimi had had a long day at work and they were planning on making dinner and just sleep. but there were uninvited guests at their shared house with aizawa.

"why's there...'congratulations, it's a boy!' balloons?? is someone pregnant?", hoshimi asked, confused.

"yeah! you!! congratulations!! we found your pregnancy test in the trash can!", kaminari exclaimed, showing the couple.

shigaraki looked at hoshimi, who just shrugged. he rubbed his temples, glaring at the still uninvited guest.

"wow, I'm so shocked", shigaraki said in a sarcastic tone. all he wanted, was just some pasta and sleep.

"what?! does hoshi being pregnant mean nothing to you?!", ashido gasped.

"awww it's okay hoshi!! dabi and I will help with the baby", toga cooed.

"but I'm not even—"

"anyways! GET PRANKED!!", kaminari cheered, making shigaraki and hoshimi just look even more dead inside.

"damn. yalls reaction was so dry", sero commented.

"hm, I wonder why", shigaraki said, not taking any of the bullshit.

"haha...", hoshimi awkwardly laughed, squeezing shigaraki's hand.

"anyways, come sit down!! I need to use y'all for content since I don't have my own girlfriend", kaminari said, pulling the couple onto the couch.

"what are you—"

"hey guys! welcome back to my channel! today, we will be doing a 'who knows me better, my best friend or my boyfriend??'"

"but you're not even my best fri—"

"shhhhh, just let it happen sweetie", kaminari said, sitting on the left side of hoshimi while shigaraki sat on the right.

shigaraki sighed as him, kaminari, and hoshimi were each handed a whiteboard with a dry erase marker.

ashido handed hoshimi a bowl full of paper strips. each strip had its own question.

"umm okay...how did I first meet mina?", hoshimi asked.

both boys started writing. hoshimi wasn't actually sure, so she put a question mark on her whiteboard. it wasn't that she wasn't a good friend, she just simply didn't remember.

"okay...3, 2, 1! show your answers!!", ashido announced.

kaminari held up his board and read it. "y'all met when you guys were in kindergarten. some boy said mina's eyes were weird and hoshi stood up for her and that's how y'all became friends", he grinned.

"I just said y'all became friends over someone bullying ashido", shigaraki said.

"hoshi, did you even write anything?!"

"ahaha...yeah yeah...okay next question!!", hoshimi awkwardly chuckled, picking up a piece of paper.

"who was my first kiss?" hoshimi searched her memories for her first boyfriend. but then she remembered that in pre-k, she got married to some random boy. so did that count??

hoshimi waited as the guys wrote their answers.

"okay denki! whatchu got?"

kaminari started grinning widely as he flipped his board around.

"her father = aizawa!"

"well...he's not technically wrong. what about you tomura?"

shigaraki reluctantly flipped his board over. he knew his answer wasn't right, as hoshimi's had a few boyfriends before him, but he still wrote himself.

"me...?", shigaraki meekly said, making hoshimi clench her chest.

"you weren't the first but you'll definitely be the last", hoshimi smiled, holding shigaraki's hand and making him smile a little.

"barf!!" hoshimi looked at kaminari and started laughing. she then picked out another question.

"okay, how many kids do I want in the future?"

when hoshimi was a kid, she wanted to be a mother of many children. but now that she's older and more sensible...times have changed.

"alright guys, show your boards!!", sero called out.

"two! one boy and one girl", kaminari proudly said.

"I said a dog and a cat", shigaraki answered.

"sorry denki. but children ain't my thang!!", hoshimi laughed.

kaminari gasped. "the disrespect!"

"okay, last question and we're finished. tomura and I still need to do work", hoshimi said, picking up another piece of paper.

"how did katsuki agree to be my friend?"

hoshimi laughed as she thought about it. she wasn't exactly sure how it happened, but it took a lot out of her to convince the stubborn bakugo to even start talking to her.

"3, 2, 1!!"

"hoshi had to sit next to bakugo everyday at lunch and pester him for him to even start talking to her. he also felt bad for once telling her to just leave and shut the fuck up. so he begrudgingly apologized by buying her a taiyaki and trying to be her friend", kaminari explained.

shigaraki just stared as kaminari talked. he turned around his board.

"I don't know. don't really give a fuck. I'm tired, so please leave".

"damn".

hoshimi just laughed as ashido, toga, dabi, and the rest packed up everything and left.

once they were finally gone, shigaraki sighed. he pulled hoshimi into an embrace and fell back onto the couch.

hoshimi giggled. "you okay?"

"mm. just tired".

hoshimi tried getting up, only to be trapped in shigaraki's embrace. it has been a while since they've gone on a date or really spent time with each other.

but all was for the future right?

"it's going to be okay", hoshimi said into shigaraki's chest.

shigaraki just patted hoshimi's hair, humming.