"WHAT should we name it?", hoshimi asked as she looked at the baby who was laying on the counter.

currently hoshimi and shigaraki were sitting on the floor of hoshimi and ashido's dorm. because u.a is such a prestigious university, their dorms varied by size, based on the average grade of both roommates. or, if some desired, there would be 4 to a room. most people tried that so that they could have a higher average and get a bigger room.

"does it matter?", shigaraki mumbled.

"apparently it does. we're suppose to do a weekly report on how our baby is doing and this is going on for the entire semester", hoshimi explained.

she was looking at the powerpoint her dad made. it indeed seemed like it was made 6 minutes before class, as there were many spelling errors.

"fine. you can name it whatever. I don't really care", shigaraki said as he took out his phone.

"hmm, how about...wait, let me check the gender first", hoshimi said as she undressed the fake baby.

it's a boy.

"how about....tomi! a combination of both our first names. and he'll take your last name since you're the father", she said proudly.

shigaraki slightly scowled. he wasn't particularly fond of the idea of having a fake doll take his last name. but it is what it is.

"sure", shigaraki said as he handed hoshimi his phone.

"huh?"

"your number. you can contact me when you need me", he said as hoshimi nodded.

she typed in her number, saving her contact as "baby's mom". she didn't think that they would talk after this project, so she didn't bother putting her name.

"thanks", shigaraki said as he got up to leave.

"wait! where are you going?!", hoshimi asked as shigaraki was already halfway through the door.

"back to my room. I have assignments to do", the blue-haired male said like it was the most obvious thing ever.

"so...you're just gonna leave little tomi with me?", hoshimi asked, shocked.

"what would you rather me do then?", shigaraki asked, sort of annoyed.

"I don't know! like spend time with us??", hoshimi said.

"I'll do that once I finish my assignments. so see you later", shigaraki said as he just left.

hoshimi stared in disbelief. the male just left after getting the baby for 5 minutes. even after she saved him from that monoma/monopoly dude.

as if on cue, tomi started crying. hoshimi groaned and picked the baby up, rocking it. she took out her phone and dialed her emergency contact.

"why'd you call?"

"dad!! why did you partner me up with this...person that I don't even know?", hoshimi asked as she continued rocking the crying baby.

"I told you. it was the name generator".

"bullshit!"

"hey, don't cuss around the kid", aizawa reprimanded.

"you've literally said many of those while I was 5", hoshimi retorted.

"and how do you know?"

"uncle yagi told me". you didn't want to expose yamada, so you did the next best thing. blame it on your other uncle.

"tsk. okay fine. I partnered you up with him because despite how he looks, he's got high intelligence", aizawa said.

"so like you. looking like a hobo but is actually talented at something".

"...sure. anyways, is this all you called me for?", aizawa asked.

"no listen! can't you like change my partner?? what if the father is hard to work with?? what am I suppose to do?", hoshimi asked as the baby had calmed down.

"that's for me to know and you to find out. it wasn't easy taking care of you with your cheater of a mother", aizawa bluntly said.

"but dad—"

"just watch some youtube videos and figure it out. worst case scenario, you fail this project—"

"I CAN'T FAIL!!", hoshimi yelled, startling the baby in her arms once again.

"looks like you've got a baby to take care of and I've got a nap to take. bye", aizawa said as he quickly hung up.

"ugh. please stop crying", hoshimi said as she continued rocking the baby.

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"what's the baby's name again?", ashido asked, trying to hold in her laugh.

bakugo growled while todoroki just repeated it calmly.

"fire boy", todoroki said.

"it's a girl! you dumbass!!", bakugo stated.

"water girl", todoroki said.

"w-why...hahaha...why that name?", hoshimi asked.

"it should be kaaru!", bakugo said. "bakugo kaaru! not your shitty last name!"

"but why? clearly I'm the father and you're the mother", todoroki calmly said.

"HAH?! I'M OBVIOUSLY THE MORE MASCULINE DAD! SO THE KID SHOULD HAVE MY LAST NAME!!!", bakugo protested.

"ladies ladies, don't fight. you're all ugly", kaminari said as him and shinso walked towards the table.

shinso hitoshi, majoring in anatomy. he also went to the same high school as the rest, and thankfully does not play football.

"HUH? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!", bakugo yelled at the blonde boy.

"can you stop yelling? you're going to wake up our baby", shinso said.

"WATCH YOUR—"

"oohhhh!! what's your baby's name??", ashido asked, while kirishima was holding their baby, kisame.

"pichu!", kaminari proudly said. "since I'm technically the pikachu, my baby's obviously gonna be pichu!" 

"shinso, did you agree to this?", hoshimi asked, laughing.

"there comes a point in life where you just give up", shinso replied, not even caring anymore.

"by the way hoshi, where's the dad?", sero asked.

sero was partnered up with aoyama yuuga, who majors in fashion. thus, their baby is named louis v. aoyama.

"I'm right here", shigaraki suddenly said, with a group of people following behind him.

"oh, here's tomi", hoshimi said as she handed the baby off to shigaraki.

"oh my god!!! you're the campus star, aizawa hoshimi!!", a blonde girl said, smiling widely.

instead of a campus belle, they had a campus star. which was exactly what aizawa hoshimi was.

"nice to meet you. can I get all your names?", hoshimi asked.

"I'm toga himiko! but you can just call me himiko", the blonde girl introduced. toga himiko, a girl who majors in biology.

"I go by dabi", a male with black hair and many piercings said. dabi, a male who majors in environmental science.

"I'm bubaigawaru jin! you can just call me jin or my stage name, twice", a male with blonde hair and stubby beard said. bubaigawaru jin, or commonly known as twice. he majors in theatre and typically plays the role of someone who has a split personality.

"nice to meet you all! this is sero hanta, bakugo katsuki, todoroki shouto, kaminari denki, shinso hitoshi, kirishima eijiro, and ashido mina", hoshimi introduced.

"great. now can I have the baby so I can leave?", shigaraki asked, impatiently.

hoshimi handed tomi to shigaraki.

"sorry about him!!", toga apologized as their group left.

"if that's how yalls relationship is going to be, good luck hoshi", kaminari said.