-𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛2008

What a cold night it is and our Jibon Chattupadhaye, is seen in his veranda reading an article. An unpleasant man he is or shall i say-

"No.. Is this even a news? News was in our days! Oh what news were those! Now a days all they write is about drama! This celebrity had a divorce! This one went to Maldives! This celbrity had nose job! All rubbish! Idiots!"

See! Nobody even lets me finish my sentence! What have i done? And what can the new reporters exactly do? People like kakoli dutto only likes gossips and now if news reporters does not writes what the audience wants to read, their views will go to patalpuri!(underground)

Who is kakoli dutto? Arrrree You don't know kakuli dutto!? She is the gossip devi in our society! Most famous and most beautiful haha! No no Nonte shut up! Ma told not to talk about her beauty!

By now , i think you have understood that my name is Nonte and i'm a teenage boy and right now i'm watching Jibon jethu(uncle) bickering with Kakoli..sorry aunty.

" Absolute nonsense! I never threw stale fish in your house if you call that a house!" shouted Kakoli aunty like a crow but believe me she looks like a peacock! This Nonte swears to Ma kali!

"oh! Really! Then what is this! And don't dare to call my house-" Jibon jethu shouted but was interrupted by our elegant kakoli aunty " Garbage can!"

"EI!! YOU HAVE TO REPENT! HOW DARE YOU CALL MY HOUSE GARBAGE CAN!'' Jibon jethu roared like a tiger but that didn't last long cause kakoli star- sorry kakoli aunty started laughing!

"Hey why are you laughing? Are mental or what?! Oh sorry you are toh Ranchi's mental witch!" Jibon jethu was the one to laugh now and i was the who was angry like a math teacher!

"WHAT! I'M MENTAL! WITCH?! THEN YOU ARE MENTAL WIZARD?! " Kakoli stole my words which were coming out of my larynx! See the telepathy! We are soulmates!

"YOU WITCH FIRST YOU THREW STALE FISH IN MY HOUSE AND THEN YOU CALLED MY HOUSE A GARBAGE AND NOW YOU - YOU CALLING ME A MENTAL WIZARD?! " Jibon jethu shouted while crashing my dreams of weddings with kakoli sorry kakoli aunty..hehe..

"ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH! I DID NOT THROW ANY STALE FISH IN YOUR SO CALLED HOUSE AND WHY WILL I WASTE A FOOD WHEN I CAN EAT THAT AND DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW YOU TASTING THAT !" kakoli roared like a lioness which made me think of my maths sir of those days...

''OH! SO YOU WERE SPYING ON ME AND WATCHING IF I'M EATING THAT PIECE OF DELICIOUS GARBAGE?! jibon jethu shouted with a detective look from feluda.

"Listen Mr. Chottopaddhay you are crossing your limit! Everyone know i don't gossip-"

"YOU DO!" Every neighbors said in unison except me of course.. How can i just say that thing to my kakuli aunty ..hehe..

"well.. Maybe a little bit but i swear i was just combing my hair on the terrace under the moonlight" kakuli aunty said innocently.. Which made my heart melt! Not actually melt how can my heart melt but it melt in-

"NONTE! IDIOT  MONKEY DONKEY! HOTOBHAGA! COME STUDY! I SWEAR IF YOU FAIL THIS TEST I'M GOING TO ROAST YOU!"

Before i could even finish explaining the melting of my heart... My world famous mother who is known for her beating her son came and dragged me by my ear!
I could not even watch the whole drama between jibon jethu and kakuli AUNTY AUNTY!

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Hi... Don't know much about the ending of the scene which was happening last month but i guess there rivalries will never end, it's good if it doesn't! Kakoli - yes i know aunty is only my friend not that old man's!ok! Sorry ! Jibon jethu no old man! Ufff dhurrr! Anyw-

"Jibon da.. I swear i never thew such things.. Why will i throw ... I can just cook you some.." i heard kakoli aunty smiling.

" i know kakoli devi.. And i will be glad to to eat your dish! Water is coming in my mouth just by imagining" jibon jethu smiled back!
Weird! Ei! DID THEY BECOME FRIENDS!? NO NO NO DON'T TELL ME THEY DID! Please baba bhootnath let them be just friends only! This nonte's first love can't be -

"NONTE! AGAIN! TALKING WITH YOURSELF! NOTHING TO DO JUST WASTING TIME! COME AMD HELP ME WITH THE KITCHEN! SPOILED BRAT!" Ma shouted as always and i followed her command as always...

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Nonte - O ma! Why making your son work so hard? This good looking handsome dude has to do so much effort why?

Mom- Do you think you look like sharuk khan?

Nonte- Children adapt from their parents.

Mom- ORRE MY SON IS TELLING HIS MOTHER! Why didn't I die before seeing this day!

Nonte- But ma, you toh already-

Mom- Now now if you please shut up and do me a real help and cut this vegetables, i will be happy!

Nonte- fine.

Mom- Good boy! Now do this quickly, at 8pm i will take you to shayora market and buy you a good suit! Next month we have a wedding to attend.

Nonte- Wedding? YAY!!!! SO MANY DAYS IT'S BEEN GOING TO A WEDDING PARTY! O MAA! WHO'S WEDDING IS IT????

Mom- uffff! Silence! When you will go there then you will see.. Now come cut these vegetables.

Nonte- fine, don't tell.. I don't want to know. All i care about is food! Think about wedding foods! My mouth is already watering!

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Those old classical musics made my ears burn... So boring.. I thought there will be some party songs going on. Who even plays old 90s songs in 2021. But the good thing is , authentic bengali foods are served!

"Oi! Nonte sir, would you like some stale fish tikka?" a gentle voice woke me from my daydreaming.

In this life, nobody never talked to me so gently! The server was waiting with the starters.
If the starters are so grand, think about the main course!

"Oi Nonte! Come here! You burnt my ear by asking who are getting marry and now when i'm asking you to come and see the bride and groom, you idiot wasting your time eating! "
No. Nobody will let me eat peacefully.. Anyways let's go with ma, and see the reason for this grand treatment and anyw- WHAT! NO THIS CAN'T BE ! WHO AM I SEEING? JIBON UNCLE WITH-
"Arre! Nonte babu! Come here, sweet little boy! Come here" Kakoli...aunty....

NO THIS CAN'T BE! KAKOLI AUNTY WITH JIBON JETHU! BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

"Nonte Mr. What happened? Why are you crying? Arre arre, come here ahha why are crying dear? You are the one who is the reason of this wedding, and you are crying?"

WHAT?! WHAT DID JIBON UNCLE SAY JUST NOW?!

"ME? BUT WHY? WHY WILL I-" I protested.

"Yes, you darling, you were the one who threw that stale fish in Jibon's house, and that's why we fought and that's why.. We both got to know each other... and we love each other!" Kakoli aunty's answer brought a arrow in my heart even though i don't have one. Yes it's true i threw but i thought they will fight!

"Now dear, Nonte? My adorable ghost , don't cry , i know this is your happy tears..but sweetie don't cry, okay? Your mother told me you love ghostly music band so, we bought a ticket for you! See!" Kakuli .....aunty.. Said...

Yes. I'm a ghost. Me and my mom lives in a tree. And kakuli aunty lives in a ruined banglow and jibon uncle? Garbage can!

Now this ticket is not needed... My first love... Incomplete.... Love... Love is blind...
Now what i will do? I will go to my tree branch and lie down and listen to sad songs by ketni petni(female ghost).

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