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sirius —siri ⭐️
regulus —reggie 🐢
inez —nezi 🦄

✨trauma bonding✨
12:56 | today

nezi 🦄
ok so you won't BELIEVE what i just heard

reggie 🐢
u literally just woke me up

siri⭐️
it's 1pm, reggie

reggie 🐢
ok??? let me sleep in peace???

nezi 🦄
shut up you two this is IMPORTANT

nezi 🦄
rumor has it
lily evans and JASON WOOD are DATING

siri⭐️
no way.

reggie 🐢
she's lying again.

nezi 🦄
i'm not lying omg
they were spotted holding hands in diagon alley
with matching ice creams. strawberry swirl. very couple-y

siri⭐️
you're telling me lily evans, miss perfect-prefect,
is holding hands with some random jason??

nezi 🦄
jason wood he's not random, sirius
gryffindor keeper??? literal heartthrob???

reggie 🐢
don't think james would appreciate u calling another guy a heartthrob lmao

siri⭐️
poor prongs

nezi 🦄
OH PLEASE like james didn't need a reality check
anyway this is GREAT gossip and y'all don't even care smh

siri⭐️
it's just very convenient that you're the one who "heard" this

nezi 🦄
excuse me??

reggie 🐢
sirius means you're full of shit

nezi 🦄
no i'm NOT
why are u both ganging up on me???

siri⭐️
because u lie like it's ur full-time job, peggy

nezi 🦄
don't call me that
and fyi, i am a PILLAR of truth

reggie 🐢
sure
like that time you said you saw bellatrix hex a first year for breathing too loud??

nezi 🦄
SHE DID!!!

siri⭐️
look, i don't care about lily's love life
but maybe don't go spreading this around unless you're sure

nezi 🦄
i AM sure
i'm 90% sure

reggie 🐢
so 90% of this is bullshit

nezi 🦄
shut up before i block u both

siri⭐️
blocking us from our own family gc
would be VERY on-brand for u

nezi 🦄
wow
i miss when we were a functional family

reggie 🐢
that was never a thing

siri⭐️
what's "functional"? sounds made up

nezi 🦄
ugh you two SUCK
just wait until hogwarts
when lily and jason are making out in the great hall,
you'll owe me an apology

siri⭐️
can't wait 🙄

reggie 🐢
this was a waste of my nap time

nezi 🦄
you're both horrible
GOODBYE

siri⭐️
bye peggy

nezi 🦄
DON'T CALL ME THAT

remus —moony
peter —wormtail
sirius—paddy
james —prongs

marauders 🤙🏽
13:23 | today

paddy
lads. emergency.

wormtail
omg what happened now

moony
is it actually an emergency or are you just bored?

paddy
it's my sister

prongs
peggy?

paddy
don't call her that.
only i get to call her that

paddy
anyway she just texted me and reggie
says lily evans and jason wood are DATING

wormtail
💀💀💀

prongs
what

moony
...you believed her??

paddy
no. obviously not
she's full of shit 99.9% of the time

wormtail
more like 100%

paddy
ok but like what if she's NOT lying?
like what if this is the one time she's telling the truth

prongs
you're telling me pegasus inez themis black,
pathological liar, drama queen, and slytherin princess,
has suddenly decided to be a reliable source?

paddy
first of all, rude
second, maybe

wormtail
nah. she's a snake, mate
and she's dating apollo lestrange
like that doesn't SCREAM trustworthy

moony
why are we even entertaining this
lily evans wouldn't touch jason wood with a ten-foot broomstick.

prongs
exactly. she's not dating wood
this is just pegasus stirring the pot. as usual

paddy
ok but what if she's NOT stirring the pot this time??
i don't want prongs making an idiot of himself in september
when they're kissing in the corridors or some shit

prongs
they're NOT kissing in the corridors
lily evans and i are going to be head boy and head girl
we're going to spend loads of time together
and she'll finally see that i'm not just some lovesick fool

wormtail
u literally ARE a lovesick fool

prongs
shut it, wormtail
this is my year

moony
ok but what if she IS dating jason wood.
hypothetically

prongs
she's not.

paddy
but HYPOTHETICALLY

prongs
she's not

wormtail
padfoot why are you so hung up on this

paddy
because she was SO weirdly specific about it??
holding hands. matching ice creams. strawberry swirl.
like who makes up strawberry swirl??

moony
your sister

prongs
yeah, literally pegasus

paddy
ok but hear me out
what if this is the truth?

prongs
IT'S NOT.

wormtail
prongs is in denial already

paddy
💀💀💀

moony
this is so stupid
prongs, just ask lils when you see her

prongs
i'm NOT asking her if she's dating jason bloody wood

paddy
why not?
if you're so sure she's not, u have nothing to lose

prongs
bc it's ridiculous
and bc she's NOT

paddy
fine. don't ask her
but if she IS dating him, don't come crying to me

prongs
she's not.

wormtail
we're going in circles lmao

moony
can we please talk about something else.

paddy
fine. but if i'm right, you lot owe me chocolate frogs
and a shit tonne of firewhiskey

wormtail
not happening

moony
never

prongs
you're not right

paddy
we'll see

wormtail
i'm gonna be honest, if evans did date someone else, it'd be funny

prongs
HOW is that funny

moony
because you've been chasing her for six years,
and she's ignored you every single time

prongs
oh sod off! this isn't even worth talking abt

wormtail
sirius, tell your sister she's a menace

paddy
already know that
she's MY menace

prongs
you can keep her

paddy
thanks, mate
but i live w u now remember?
prongs liked your message

moony
are we done here?
because this has been a complete waste of time

prongs
yes. we're done
bc lily evans and jason wood are NOT dating

wormtail
i kind of hope they are

prongs
shut up pete 🖕🏼

inez —nez❣️
apollo —apollo ♥️

private messages
apollo ♥️
16:38 | today

apollo ♥️
nez, love we need to talk

nez ❣️
hi to you too??

apollo ♥️
i'm serious

nez ❣️
lol u are not sirius, he's my brother
what's up tho?

apollo ♥️
i've been talking with my parents
and they think it's time we make our engagement public

nez❣️
oh
like, now?

apollo ♥️
yeah. we're starting our last year soon,
and they think it's the perfect time
i mean, everyone already assumes we'll get married
might as well make it official, right?

nez❣️
right

apollo ♥️
are you okay with that?

nez❣️
ofc i am
whatever u think is best

apollo ♥️
not just me, nez
this is about us
i want you to be happy with it too

nez❣️
i am. really
plus it makes sense
everyone already knows, so
yeah, let's do it

apollo ♥️
good.
i want to post something on instagram
maybe a picture of us?
something subtle but obvious enough, u know?

nez❣️
mhm, okay

apollo ♥️
and after we graduate, i'll get u the most beautiful ring
proper proposal. down on one knee and everything

nez❣️
u don't have to do all that, apollo

apollo ♥️
yes, i do. u deserve it
you deserve everything, nez

nez❣️
thank you

apollo ♥️
don't thank me. it's true
you've made me the happiest man in the world these past two years
i don't care about anyone else. just you. always you.

nez❣️
that's sweet
i don't know what to say

apollo ♥️
you don't have to say anything
i just want you to know how much you mean to me

nez❣️
i do know
you're so good to me

apollo ♥️
of course i am
i'd do anything for you. you know that, right?

nez❣️
i know

apollo ♥️
i'd kill for you if you asked
anyone who hurt you,
anyone who even looked at you wrong, they'd regret it

nez❣️
apollo

apollo ♥️
i'm serious
you're mine, nez. no one else's
no one will ever hurt u again

nez❣️
i know
thank you

apollo ♥️
you don't have to thank me
i love you ❤️

nez❣️
i love you too

apollo ♥️
i know you're nervous
about making it public. about everything
but i'll take care of you, nez. i promise

nez❣️
i'm not nervous
i trust u

apollo ♥️
good
you're everything to me, nez

nez❣️
you're everything to me too

apollo ♥️
so it's settled then
we'll post something today

nez❣️
okay

apollo ♥️
i'll pick the photo and send it to u first
make sure it's something u like

nez❣️
whatever u choose is fine

apollo ♥️
nez
i need u to mean it when u say things like that

nez❣️
i do mean it.
i trust u
u always make the right choices

apollo ♥️
alright. just checking
i'll text u in a bit okay?

nez❣️
okay

apollo ♥️
nez u're my whole world

nez❣️
and you're mine
liked by apollo ♥️

Penny Speaks
hi loves,

—first chapter, so it was a little too long for u to get to know inez, thoughts?
—also apollo is bellatrix's husband's little brother
—btw inez is a slytherin, not a gryffindor, i corrected that in the intro, also sirius has been disowned and lives with the potters but he gets along semi-well with his siblings in my fic