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theo
17:24 | today

matty
landed a while ago, forgot to text
i swear if one more italian man tries to help me
with my bag i'm gonna throw it in the bloody ocean

theo
that's called customer service u gobshite

matty
nah that's called personal space invasion
i'm outside now, cab smells like cheap cigars and regret

theo
so like home sweet home for u then

matty
fuck off

theo
u in positano already right?

matty
yeah, ten minutes from your place
u better have given me the right address
driver's blasting "volare" like his life depends on it
if i die, tell circe i want my bike buried w me

theo
she'd probably keep it
raise it like her second child

matty
don't even start. she's been distant lately
feels like i lost her the second she married oli

theo
bro that's called having a life
she's allowed to move on

matty
yeah, i know
doesn't mean it doesn't suck
think she's trying for a baby
i heard him say something abt nursery colours

theo
shit. u good?

matty
yeah
no
idk
it's fucked up, right?

theo
not fucked up. just human
she raised u, man
ofc u'd feel weird about sharing that

matty
yeah well, i'm not exactly proud of it
just wish she'd stop treating me like
some project she already finished

theo
she probably thinks u don't need her anymore

matty
i don't need anyone, nott
u know that

theo
sure
keep saying it until u believe it

matty
says the guy who's been radio silent
for months bc of one girl

theo
don't.

matty
i'm not judging. just saying
maybe we both suck at letting people go

theo
maybe we both just got unlucky with the gene pool

matty
cheers to that
how's the old man?
still pretending to be the world's best dad
while raising a second family in france?

theo
still pretending france was an "accident" actually
like u accidentally raise a whole family for seventeen years

matty
maybe he tripped and fell into fatherhood 💀

theo
not funny

matty
a little funny

theo
shut up
he is borderline acting like they're the perfect little family
meanwhile mum still won't leave her bed

matty
fuck, theo
i'm sorry

theo
don't be. u showing up is enough
if i had to watch another sunset alone,
i'd drown myself in limoncello

matty
tempting offer
might join u tbh
mummy dearest has been sending me letters again
like actual wax-seal shit

theo
the queen of crazy never disappoints
what does she want?

matty
updates lol
she thinks i'll write her about my life like i'm still ten
told me she dreamed of father again
said he was proud of me

theo
could our families get any more fucked up?

matty
i don't think so mate

theo
anyways, genebitch is in town too
she's been at the marina a lot w her kids
corinne always waves at me. she's too nice for her own good
i wanna hate them, but i just

matty
u can't?

theo
yeah
it's not their fault and i know that
we just have a fucked up father
that can't keep it in his pants

mattheo
you talk to any of them today?

theo
nah
i saw them at the marina but
i just stared at the water and thought about walking into it

matty
dark. i like it.

theo
don't make me laugh right now arsehole

matty
fine. serious face
but hey, i'm here now
u can stop being emo alone

theo
thank fuck
i was one sad song away from losing it mate

matty
don't worry, i brought cigarettes,
a bottle of firewhisky,
and my winning personality

theo
so nothing useful then

matty
exactly
but u can stop being poseidon w daddy issues

theo
says the son of satan himself 💀

matty
touché

theo
u staying at my villa right?
spare room's free, and my dad's off pretending
to be a family man to his french offspring so he won't bother us

matty
u sure?

theo
yeah
besides, i could use a distraction
a permanent one
for the rest of the summer
after the greengrass 2 bs

matty
fuck
yeah that was low even for you
AND HER NAME IS ASTORIA LMAO

theo
wtvr
point is i need the distraction so hurry up

matty
u mean someone to mock u
until u forget u ever dated a gryffindor?

theo
bite me.

matty
no thanks, u're not my type

theo
good. stay that way

mattheo
lol okay mate

theo
how far are u now?

matty
driver says 5 min
if he's lying again,
i'm stealing his car

theo
please don't get arrested in italy, i don't have bail money
also, i just secured us the room at the entrance to the leonard painting
sea view. private balcony

matty
romantic

theo
i know
figured if i can't get sienna back,
might as well share sunsets w my emotionally unavailable best mate

matty
ur loss, i'm way more high-maintenance

theo
and yet, somehow,
still less dramatic than blue

matty
don't
u still love her mate

theo
yeah
and i hate it
so can u get here faster
i've got a bottle waiting

matty
on my way, brother

theo
don't call me brother
that's emotional af

matty
fuck u, love u, see u soon

theo
same, idiot

harry —maroon ♥️
sarah —pink 🩷
sienna —blue 🩵

pink blue maroon
23:48 | today

pink
ok so hear me out
let's go OUT tonight 😌

maroon
out where?

pink
idk a bar? a club??
somewhere that doesn't smell like
sunscreen and family bonding

blue
we literally just had dinner
two bloody hours ago 💀

pink
exactly
and now it's time for dessert 🍸

maroon
pass.

pink
what do u mean "pass" ur 17, not 70

maroon
not in the mood, sarah

blue
translation: ginny hasn't texted back yet 🙄

maroon
sienna bluebelle potter

blue
what? i'm just saying
u've been staring at ur phone like it owes u money

pink
yeah haz, ur vibe is very
sad victorian man waiting for a letter rn

maroon
love the support sar
truly

pink
we love u
but i'm not wasting my second to last night in italy
watching u mope over ginny weasley's read receipts

blue
agreed. i already did my good deed for the week
by not pushing u into the pool earlier

maroon
such sisterly affection

blue
u love me 🩵

maroon
debatable.

pink
ok so harry's boring.
nothing new there
sienna, u're coming with me then 💃🏼

blue
no can do, barbie
bash would literally combust if i went clubbing without him

pink
girl, he's in LONDON
ur in ITALY
the math is mathing: he'll never know

blue
he'll know
he always knows

pink
bc u tell him everything 😭

blue
bc he asks 🙄

pink
bc u answer 🫠

maroon
she's got a point, sis

blue
since when are u on her side??

maroon
since she's right
bash is clingy asf

blue
he's nice.

pink
so is bread
doesn't mean it's exciting

blue
ur comparing my boyfriend to bread??

pink
sourdough at best

blue
ok miss "i'm gonna get drunk
by myself and dance with strangers."

pink
damn right
someone's gotta bring chaos to this family

maroon
please don't
i don't wanna explain to our parents
why u got arrested in another country again

pink
it was ONE TIME
and the officer let me go bc i cried

blue
u cried bc u dropped ur gelato

pink
it was pistachio 😭

maroon
ur unbelievable

pink
and yet u love me 🩷

maroon
unfortunately for me
i love you both
liked by blue and pink

blue
so ur actually going out?

pink
yep. i look hot, i'm bored,
and the moon's in leo
it's practically destiny

blue
text me when u get back
so i know ur alive pls

pink
aw u care sisi 🥹

blue
no i just don't want uncle siri
having another meltdown if u vanish again

pink
valid
love u both, losers
wish me luck 💗💗

maroon
luck with what exactly?

pink
idk. wine. men. life.
vodka?

blue
that's the most sarah thing i've ever heard

maroon
don't die.

pink
no promises 😘

blue
if u get drunk enough to sing abba again,
i'm blocking ur number

pink
then i'll just call ur ex 🩷

blue
try me, little wolf

pink
mwah 💋

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— remember this has huge spoilers for 505, so pls make sure you've read it first or theo's backstory is completely ruined for you

— next up, mattheo and sarah <33