The question - Do you have any nicknames for the Gods?

Percy: Leo, you know what to do.
Leo: Activating God-proof shields, now!
Piper: Apollo is Haiku Hunk
Annabeth: Artemis Moon Maiden
Jason: Hermes is Fast Fellow
Hazel: Dionysus is Drunk Dude
Frank: My dad is Bloodthirsty Baboon
Percy: And of course, the almighty king of the Gods is Lightning Loser
Zeus: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SEA SPAWN?!
Percy: Leo, I THOUGHT I SAID TO ACTIVATE THE GOD-PROOF SHIELD
Leo: IT'S A PROTOTYPE
Apollo: I have a Haiku just for this--
Everyone: NO.