KANADE SAT IN HER BESTFRIEND'S BEDROOM, SHE WAS CURRENLY STAYING OVER  hina's house as a sleep over. both of them finished raiding the kitchen (big backs), but also now were watching a few late night talkshows or interviews with celebrities, because for some reason— kanade slobbers and foams all over the mouth whenever these shows are not on at 1AM.

 not literally by the way. but you get the point. shes OBSESSED with these late night shows.

"..so, remind me again why were watching an interview of your boyfriend? he barely says anything and just steps over his words—" hina stared at kanade, slightly concerned. "yoichi thinks while he speaks, so he might say something incoherent for a minute, before he rearranges it and fixes it to a coherent sentence!"

"kind of like how you dump out a bunch of puzzle pieces, and then you begin arranging them to get the full picture, you know?" ..thats the analogy she chose? puzzle pieces? isagi yoichi? okay.. kanade continued munching on caramel popcorn

"way to put puzzle pieces with isagi. isnt that his whole deal? adapting and puzzle pieces?"

"..well, yeah. creativity, i guess. just leave him be!"

"..god, this stuff is so good." the sky blue hair colored girl gestured to the caramel popcorn. "maybe im just a sucker for sweet , salty , and savory." kanade hummed, before a mischievous expression slowly grew on her face, and hina knew she was in for an off hand comment.

"reminds me of my boyfriend's—"

"WOW! T.M.I! too much information! i did not need to know that!" hina sat up immediately , not letting her complete that sentence, while also glaring at kanade. "..lips.." hina paused at kanade's continued words. "oh." 

"who's the dirty one now, huh!?"

"come on, if only you speak faster!" hina whined, before kanade's phone vibrated for a moment beside her, she gave her friend her phone. "..oh god." just one glance at the notification, and she sighed. blue lock is spamming again.

kanade unlocked her phone, before she pressed on their chatting app and then opened..

BLUE LOCK

1:32 AM — Japan.

isagi.yoichi

can i just like admit something

hirawa.makoto

ur gay.

we already know

isagi.yoichi

i have a GIRLFRIEND.

KILL YOURSELF.

but anyway

i didnt know people didnt season their rice..

chigiri.hyoma

isagi, are you okay.. 😭

youre supposed to season your rice

bachira.meguru

WAIT

I THINK ISAGI JUST DISCOVERED WHITE PEOPLE CUISINE 😭

CONGRATS AURAMASTER5000

isagi.yoichi

SO IM NOT A LOST CAUSE?

THOSE PEOPLE ARE???

itoshi.rin

motherfucker, you ARE a lost cause.

in terms of football.

now i have no idea about other terms, but in football..

you suck DICK

isagi.yoichi

OO IM GONNA SMACK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 

MOMENT I SEE YOU

ITS ON SIGHT BITCH ☠️

bachira.meguru

smack him my egoist 🙏

shidou.ryusei

did someone say

dick 🎀

hirawa.kanade

the topics keep changing so quickly..

shidou!

dick 🎀

shidou.ryusei

itoshi.sae 

can i tie a pink bow on urs and then swing it ? 🎀

OR hirawa.makoto's

ur bitch is paler than a sheet of paper so his probably is aswell

imagine pink against pale skin 🎀

hirawa.makoto

didnt i have you blocked.

come near me and i will squeeze ur dick so hard that it loses blood flow and falls off like a lizard tail.

with my hand, by the way.

shidou.ryusei

OW WHAT THE FUCK???

YOU CANT JUST BE GENTLE AND STROKE IT KINDLY??

id prefer it if it was in ur ass or mouth tho

hirawa.kanade

MAKOTO ARE YOU OKAY 😭😭

THE CLARIFICATION DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

itoshi.sae

i just got pinged.

oh.

itoshi.sae has blocked shidou.ryusei!

itoshi.sae has timed out shidou.ryusei for 300 seconds!

itoshi.sae

you know he would probably like that anyway. ☠️

hirawa.makoto

imagine it flops around also like a lizard tail.

like twitches and shit.

I GAGGED.

hirawa.kanade

YUCK

OH MY GOD YUCK 🤮

HOW THE HELL DO YOU CONJURE THAT SHIT UP

isagi.yoichi

i have to put down my phone after that.

isagi.yoichi has went offline!

itoshi.sae

im about to throw up..

MAKOTO.

YOU CANT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT??

hirawa.makoto

IM REGURGITATING

HOLY SHIT

hirawa.makoto has went offline!

itoshi.sae has went offline!

itoshi.rin

notice how brighter the world looks?

s** is gone.

everything looks less lukewarm now.

charles.chevalier has came online!

charles.chevalier

what were they talking about??

i wanna scroll back up—

im scared shitless

hirawa.kanade

OH

THIS IS THE CONTRARIAN KID??

you WILL look at the messages.

charles.chevalier

NOW I DONT WANT TO 🖕🖕

itoshi.rin

stupid.

she did it on purpose.

isagi.yoichi has came back online!

isagi.yoichi

hes gone right

hes gone

hirawa.kanade

MY HUBBY IS BACK 🎀

isagi.yoichi

HI WIFEY 🎀

kaiser go KILL YOURSELF

my daily hate for him has came back

michael.kaiser

why is this CHILD whining

whos kid is this ☠️

hirawa.kanade

kaiser

no fighting

bad

michael.kaiser

???

im not yoichi for you to ask me to do shit.

isagi.yoichi

shes not asking you

shes DEMANDING you

hirawa.kanade has went offline

"this is so entertaining ~!" hina laughed, sitting alongside kanade. "shidou ryusei?? isnt that the guy itoshi sae chose for the U-20s?" kanade giggled, nodding at hina's analysis. "itoshi sae.. isnt that the guy your brother dates?"

"honestly, i dont even know at this point. makoto says theyre not dating, but i remember walking in on sae kissing makoto. and when i asked sae, he said makoto cant submit to his feelings." 

"sounds like fun,  you know people write wattpad stories about them?" hina took out her phone. "now, how do YOU know about that???" kanade immediately turned to hina, to which the other girl shrugged. "saw it on tiktok, went to go check it out, it was a good read."

"YOU READ A FANFIC ABOUT MY BROTHER AND SAE???"

"i was just curious."

"...hina.." kanade stared disappointedly at hina. "im genuinely concerned."

"do you wanna go to the local convenience near us? im craving some convenience food, right now." hina suggested, as she stood up and grabbed the nearest zip up jacket she had. "oh— i guess.. yeah! lets go!" kanade followed suit, taking her white oversized hoodie and slipping it on. 

"god, its so cold outside. i dont even know. id say we order but its 1:40. which store is open at 1:40?"

both girls walked outside together in the cold night, making their way to the local convenience store while occasionally chatting , conversations go from football to volleyball. from instant ramen to songs. from school to wardrobe choices. from skin care products to sports cars. they talk about anything and everything.

when the two of them got the convenience store food, they sat in comfortable silence. the two of them either scrolling on their phone while eating, or texting.

kanade got a bright idea.

BLUE LOCK

1:47 AM — Japan.

hirawa.makoto

2025 porsche 911 or 2025 audi rs7 debate.

3,2,1 go.

michael.kaiser

2025 bmw z4.

notice how all the cars you spoke of either are german or have german roots?

☠️

hirawa.makoto

the only good shit your country was capable of creating.

hirawa.kanade

2024 toyota corolla 🫶

michael.kaiser

is it ur first time driving or what. 😟

hirawa.makoto

she's actually never driven a car before.

but my parents bought her that car and she cant use it till she gets her license.

you apply for licenses at 18 and shes 17. 😭

michael.kaiser

holy shit. ☠️☠️

so shes been admiring the car from afar??

LMAO

hirawa.kanade

HEY

I DIDNT COME HERE TO DISCUSS CARS

AND MAKOTO I SWEAR ILL TELL DAD IF UR RUDE RO ME ☹️

anyway

hirawa.kanade has added xxx-xxx-xxx into the groupchat!

xxx-xxx-xxx's display has been changed to 'na.hina' by hirawa.kanade!

hirawa.kanade

welcome wifey 💙

hirawa.kanade has went offline

# author's note ! : is this what cory felt when he came back to youtube