Pairing: Iwaizumi x Oikawa

Setting: Modern AU.

Disclaimers: strong language.

Lenght: Short (1k+ words)

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"gonna be completely honest, my cat swiped right on you"

"awh bummer. wanna fuck?"

a short modern love story.

"Tinder Date"

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"Dude, all you do is swipe left!" Mattsun exclaimed. He had been looking at Oikawa for around ten minutes now, and all the other did was swipe left on that God forbidden app.

"Do you really expect me to swipe right on someone who's bio says that they do anal? Why am I even on this app?" In frustration Oikawa locked him phone and threw it on the bed.

"It's not my problem, you're so picky. Here, look, this guys' bio says that he'll do anything for memes. Sounds like something I like, therefore, I swipe right! That's not hard to do. If you keep this up, you'll never get laid" Mattsun sighed loudly. Listening to Oikawa's rants about how sexually frustrated he is had already worn him down.

"I just wanna get my ass raved, you feel me?" Oikawa smirked before picking up his phone again.

"No I don't. Unlike you, I have lowered my standarts. I'm down for cuddles and toe-sucking" Matsukawa chuckled at his own words, but they were true.

"Sorry, I can't stoop that low. So...left, left, left, cat addict so left, left.... this guys' bio says that he spends 7 hours a day watching wildlife documentaries" Oikawa raised an eyebrow as he swiped through the pictures, but in the end he had no interest.

"Wow, you're a really crappy guy, Oikawa" Mattsun sighed loudly before scratching his neck. "I should probably get going home or my Jeremy is gonna die. I thought I'd see you actually choosing someone, but I was wrong"

"Jeremy is a petrock, he won't die." Oikawa complained a little bit, but suddenly...

He stopped swiping.

Matsukawa looked at him in confusion, but the other just seemed to be staring at his screen.

"What is it? Did you find someone you know?" Mattsun peeked at his phone a little bit.

"Yeah, I've seen him a few times at University. His bio says that he's not here for serious relationships. Mattsun, he's hot, he's willing to smash and dash, and he's smart. Look at me, I'm swiping right!" Oikawa yelled before swiping right completely intentionally. "Wait, his name was Iwaizumi Hajime, right?"

"Oikawa, you're not gonna chicken out like that last time and make up a completely dumb lie, right?" Mattsun whispered as he nudged Oikawa's arm.

"I don't think so. I hope I don't do that, because Iwaizumi is hot and I don't wanna miss a chance" Oikawa panicked, but soon regained his posture and swiped through Iwaizumi's pictures.

God damn.

Oikawa gulped down his horny thoughts and stared at his phone in anticipation. "When do you think he'll get on Tinder? Will he even swipe right on me?" Oikawa started wondering.

Mattsun sighed loudly and rolled his eyes, he had forgotten just how annoying Oikawa is when it comes to other men. "You're handsome, there is no reason for him to not swipe right, dumbass. I'll be going now, have fun masturbating"

"Oh I'll have plenty of fun, just wait till Iwaizumi logs in" Oikawa scoffed and watched as Matsukawa flipped him off before leaving the room.

He put his phone down and stood up. If he was going to get it tonight then he should at least be ready, right? He had a lot to plan, starting with clothes and ending with shaving his entire body just because he considered himself "high maintenance".

Oikawa opened his closet and started at the neatly folded clothes in front if him. Now, what would Iwaizumi like? Is he more of a classic guy? Or would he like it if Oikawa wore something more revealing? The more he thought about it, the more stressed he became, but this was no time to just sit around.

He looked through his tops and pants until he found a seemingly perfect combination. It was stylish, but it also screamed "I AM GAY", which was perfect for someone like Oikawa. Somewhere along the way Oikawa had a thought "what if I'm doing all this for nothing?", but he shrugged it off rather quickly, no point worrying about stuff now.

He was in the middle of admiring himself in the mirror when his phone buzzed. He practically flew to his bed and unlocked his phone.

Notification from Tinder.

"Oh...my God..." Oikawa said himself as he stared at the giant "It's a match!" on his screen.

"You and Iwaizumi Hajime have liked eachother"

"Okay this is good... is this good? Should I just tell him I like him? Is that too straightforward? Do I lie? Oh God, should I ignore him? Oh my god, what if he thinks I am weird?!" Oikawa got into immediate panic, which at this point was not that much of a surprise.

This always happened.

Always.

Oikawa would click with someone and then chicken out as if he hasn't had his back blown out yet. It has happened so many times that Matsukawa has given up trying to set him up with people at parties or clubs. Oikawa would complain about his horny state, talk to the person Matsukawa recommended him to and once things would start going towards a more erotic state - he'd run away.

And this was no exception.

Iwaizumi was such a good-looking guy, Oikawa didn't feel confident enough to stand in front of a God like him, the only god he would stand up to would be Apollo and Oikawa would  beat👏his👏ass👏.

So, as usual, Oikawa ended up frantically typing an excuse, he should just settle with guys that aren't way out of his league.
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Oikawa:
Gonna be completely honest, my cat swiped right on you...

Iwaizumi:
Awh bummer.

Wanna fuck?
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Oikawa stared at his screen for a while, his mind still trying to process Iwaizumi's message. Did... Did Iwaizumi actually want to sleep with him? He suddenly felt like he had won a lottery - a guy way out of his league wanted him!

And...

There's not much left to say. It's the 21st century, some love stories last a short time. Yes, they are beautiful just like Oikawa's and Iwaizumi's, but some people are just not destined to be together.

They met up, two incredibly beautiful people, they ate some dinner and drove to a more private place, they touched each other in places only their past lovers had seen, they exchanged secrets and fell in love with each other- just for one night.

As the morning sun rose up and the mist started disappearing so did their feelings for each other.

A love story.

A short one.

A modern one.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

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I've had this idea for a while now and wanted to do something about it so here it is!!

Anyway, hope you enjoyed this!

The reference to beating Apollo up is from Lore Olympus by the way, I love it so much

REQUESTS OPEN (please read authors note for the correct way to request a oneshot)

Hatari.