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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter fourteen || 🎬🤍🦢

❝you might not like it and might call me a bitch! ❞

     valerie casablancas — who just got out from a twelve hour shoot with calvin klein — could not wait to get home and get into her bed, but as her phone buzzed in her pocket, she had a feeling caps down that she would not be getting home anytime soon.

she groaned as she took her phone from her back pocket and immediately answered the call, not sparing the name a glance, "hello?" she mumbled, a yawn escaping from her lips as she did so.

"valerie!" the voice said from down the phone and she registered who it was.

"oh, god, what did i do?" she asked, shaking her head, which made elijah laugh.

"you didn't do anything." he assured her, "but... how free are you?"

valerie frowned. fuck him and his ability to make her not be able to say 'no' , "does the place you want me have a bed i can sleep in? i am so so tired."

"it does!" he coughed, leaving her go furrow her brows, "this is gonna sound so weird."

"oh, no."

there was shuffling behind him and a very loud, "fuck you!" being shouted, which left her very confused, "but i'm gonna be decapitated if i don't ask. can you come over? i'm currently being held at knife point by bobby, so you're answer is crucial if you don't wanna be at my funeral in three days."

"is he actually holding you at knife point?"

"plastic but..."

she tried her best not to laugh, "sure? i can be over in, like, an hour and a half. i just need to go home for a second... will i be held at knife point of i go? i don't want to die at the hands of someone who's going to be fifty and known as "bobby skeetz" it will ruin me."

"he would kill himself before he ever done that to you. he had a massive crush on you." there was a crash and her eyes went wide, "stop throwing shit, robert."

"you can't just say that. i'm obviously joking when i say stuff like that. and it was a can of coke, get over it!"

"i'll be over in an hour. jesus! tell him to put the cola can down."

"val said 'put the cola can down'." she could practically hear the smirk on his face as he said it, which is probably the reason he let out another shriek.

"don't be a bitch. stop agitating him, elijah." she scolded, walking into her apartment complex, "you're no better."

"sorry."

the most annoying person (me) has a really fun fact about elijah and "will you cry?" for this fic 😝

i love the next chapter so much.