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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter nine || 🎬🤍🦢

❝ she's got a boyfriend anyway! ❞

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hello robert

oh

i've heard so many things about
you

oh

eli refused to give me your number
so i took matters into my own hands

oh

is all your gonna say oh?

yeah

oh

yeah...

what's your opinion on birds?

so you've done your research then?

well i want you to like me

i don't want elijah's friends to hate
me so i did some research 😁

what did you text ryan and josh?

i asked ryan for his hair care routine

turns out he's bald now

i then texted josh and asked about his
opinion on fish in bags at fairs

he was very confused and texted elijah
and asked wtf was wrong with me

i take that as a good sign because he is
still going on about it

what was his opinion?

he said it was weird and dehumanising
even though they're animals? and that
people who do that should be "locked in
the joy forever" idk what that is so i liked
the message and now he's still going...

does this bring you joy?

i literally just creamed my pants
thank you so much

you're oh so very welcome

i'm very uncomfortable rn

why?

i'm not sure?

i just never though valerie casablancas
would every dm me

yk i have a 12:51 tattoo

i have a juice box tattoo

i thought you couldn't have tattoos??

why would i not be able to have one?

i have three

oh?

i thought you couldn't have any
because you're a model?

kate moss has like seven??

what are your tattoos??

1) juice box with the two opening lines
on the back of my right arm
2) i have a snoopy tattoo on the inside
of my left ankle (i got this when i was
sixteen. my friend belle did it in the
bathroom at school) (the obsession
is out of hand)
3) then me and my mom have matching
heart tattoos behind our ears

i thought you were like tatted up

no i don't really like tattoos

like i like them of course, but i
don't want anymore. unless someone
convinced me and i don't think
that's gonna happen

you should get more ‼️ makes
you a badass

thank you mr keating

unfortunately your friend will kill
me if i'm on my phone and ignoring
him for another minute.

i say we jump him

i agree.
read at 14:10

imessage
inhaler
14:49

elijah
i have very shocking news

josh
you're coming to rehearsals
tomorrow even if i have to
kill you.

elijah
okay?

elijah
anyway

elijah
bobby left valerie on seen.

ryan
WHAG THE FUCK

ryan
our rob?

ryan
are you sure?

elijah
swear.

elijah
she called him a male manipulator
and said to get him off the streets

bobby
listen i was overwhelmed

bobby
like very overwhelmed

elijah
she is very close to blocking
you

bobby
tell her not to.

elijah
if you think i can tell her what
to do then you're sadly mistaken

josh
i like her a lot

josh
she asks weird questions though

josh
please keep her around

elijah
i'll try

if you've read em or erin's eli fics i hope you come here for happiness ☹️ cause god knows theirs aren't happy