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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter eight || 🎬🤍🦢

❝ oh, god, i'm gonna marry him if he keeps this shit up! ❞

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username1 oh bitch you're not slick

username2     HELLO???

username3    chat i thought this was fake? they're actually together.

username4 on MY cellular device?

elijahhewson yeah but the real question is are you gonna get cold when your tan dries off??
⤷ valcasablancas jesus you'd flirt with your own reflection if you could
⤷ ryanmcmahon_15 he does
⤷ valcasablancas kill him

username5     how'd you feel about those first few lines val?
⤷ valcasablancas cringed but i liked it 😝

username6   YO?

username7 ik robert's freaking out, someone get him an inhaler xxx

username8 NOW WHAT MAN IS WEARING AF1??

username9 YUCK

username10 wait chat is that elijah?
⤷ username11    you're so slow
        ⤷ username10    hey don't say that

username12 the faded blue jeans... how much do y'all wear them?
    ⤷ valcasablancas    a lot...

username13 would love to see those breasts you're talking about

username14 snoopy and miffy if they were humans and shagged
⤷ valcasablancas    @elijahhewson what does this mean
        ⤷ elijahhewson    don't worry about it

username15 how cunt

bobbyskeetz oh i hope you both walk into traffic
⤷ valcasablancas    ITS THE BOBBY SKEETZ OMG
    ⤷ bobbyskeetz    what. "the" @elijahhewson what did you do
    ⤷ elijahhewson    don't worry about it
    ⤷ bobbyskeetz    fuck you

imessage
ELIJAH
18:29

bobby
when you disappeared today i
gave you the benefit of the
doubt but now there's a "the"
before my name

elijah
you're very dramatic

bobby
what did you tell her? you've
ruined my chance

elijah
you never had a chance

elijah
you could've had one but you don't
anymore

elijah
bro code

bobby
you broke bro code when you got
with her in the first place

elijah
technically i haven't "got with her"
everything's just chill

elijah
she thinks i'm cool. i think she's cool.
everyone's cool

bobby
oh shut the fuck up no one cares

bobby
what did you say about me?

elijah
i told her you're obsessed with her
and that you're a scary cunt

elijah
all of which is true

bobby
why would you do that?

bobby
do you actually hate me?

bobby
she's gonna think i'm a freak

elijah
she actually called you a cutie

bobby
a win is a win

imessage
NEPO BABY GALORE
18:38

princess - grace burns
t swizzler - gracie abrams
belly conklin - isobel thatcher
julian - valerie casablancas

princess
why did i just see elijah hewson
on your instagram valerie.

julian
oh yeah... you guys are friends

princess
unfortunately

princess
i've known both of you since i was
a child and im only finding out you
both know each other? AND THAG WAS
A HARD LAUNCH BTW

julian
we've hung out twice

belly conklin
don't let her fool you grace

belly conklin
they've been texting constantly for
like two weeks

princess
WHAT

julian
it's really nothing

julian
he's just a guy ill date for like the summer
and i'll leave when im bored

t swizzler
i see what you did there

julian
but in all honestly it's chill

julian
some might say casual

princess
there isn't a casual bone in your body

princess
and i don't think there's one in
his either ☹️

belly conklin
oh it's over for both of you

julian
don't say that i can do casual

t swizzler
do i need to send the photo of you
crying after last time you tried to
do "casual"?

julian
im different now

princess
do not change yourself for that slut of
a man. if you hate casual then hate it

julian
is he actually a slut

princess
eh

belly conklin
free you 💔

julian
gonna go kms 💔

"i'm not a slut!" elijah defended after catching a glimpse of her phone.

they were sitting on her sofa, looking for a film to watch. she had her head rested on his bicep while her legs were propped up against his thigh. she had been texting grave burns for the past ten minutes and the only thing she had gathered from their lengthy conversation was that grace thought he was mark sloan resurrected.

"eh, i've seen photos." he laughed at the way his smile dropped, "and your fans call you a slut regularly."

"i'm not laughing." he said, his mouth twitching.

valerie reached up and poked the side of his lip, "you saying words, but your face is saying otherwise."

eli moved his face away, making the girl chuckle, "shut up." he mumbled, putting his attention towards the tv once more, "what are we watching?"

she throught for a moment before her whole face lit up, "harry potter?!"

"which one."

"sorcerers stone."

he gave her a dirty look, "you're crazy! it's philosophers stone."

"it's sorcerers stone." she shot back, bored.

"are you on crack cocaine? you're so american! its philosophers stone!"

     "fuck you!" she glared at the tv, while he pressed play.

i love them