I light a small cigar and a candle. I sit down. The execution must've already happened. I saw it. I felt it. I know what you're thinking. I'm a terrible person. And... you're right. I am terrible. I'm horrid. I'm evil. Call me what you want. it's all true.

I grab another bottle. Never before have I ever had such a bad headache but consider this my punishment. I know it's not enough. I feel... like shit not going to lie. I feel like total fucking shit. I feel like shit beyond words.

"Hey... you okay?" She turns to me.

"Do I look okay?" I ask.

"Honestly no, Saiki." She says.

"Good answer doll." I say.

"They found peace at least. I'm sure they're up there."  She points up.

"I know they are. It was a good break from a monster like me." I say.

"I don't think you're a monster." She pulls my legs apart.

"Oh? Go on? I'm intrigued." I move my hand up her throat.

"I think you're just angry." She says.

"And what? My anger is shaking all of Hell, well you would be right." I puff out smoke.

"It is shaking Hell, but what you do here- it's amazing." She moves her hand down my pants.

"Enlighten me." I say.

"You're the miracle worker. I can speak for myself saying you really helped me." She smiles.

"That's only one person." I say.

"I went around and made you this." She takes out her phone. 

My ears tilt. She starts playing a video.

"Dear Miracle worker, thank you for financing my business!" Mr. Ki smiles.

"Miracle Worker, thank you for believing in me!" Mrs. Jik smiles.

My eyes light up.

"Dear Miracle Worker, thank you so much!" A child yells.

I don't remember helping him.

"Thank You!"

"Thank You!" 

"Satan Bless you!"

"Thank you!"

"Thank you!"

There were more and more calls on her phone. Tears drop from my face. I grip the seat. I never imagined I'd still help people down here. I grip her phone. They all are saying thank you. They all look happy which is rare in Hell.

"Thank you for showing me this." I say.

"My pleasure Overlord of Miracles." She presses her lips into my chest.

Yeah, that's right. I am the Overlord of Miracles.