"Saiki are you mad?!" Dad yells.

"SILENCE!" Satan yells.

"Satan, Satan, remember the chi. Remember to cancel out negative energy." The pet says.

My eyes narrow.

"If I may continue, your honor-" I lower my head in respect.

"Yeah, sure whatever." He gestures.

"These humans came here to Hell, with... an angel." I say.

His eyes flare in anger. Smoke shoots out and the fire around us booms. I brush my collar of feathers off. Everyone starts muttering. I can feel their pain, but Saiki is dead and gone. I bite my lip again. I run my fingers over my hair. I'm done coming to their rescues. This life is mine only mine to use. I just can't believe it took a trip to Hell to make me realize that. My tail tilts. 

"They tempted an angel!" I proclaim.

"Saiki!" Mom yells.

"Saiki!" Kaido yells.

"SILENCE!" Satan roars.

"Quite right your honor. These humans came to doom us all!" I yell.

What a joke! 

Kill them!

Kill them all!

Fuck them!

"Yes! They came to kill us all! Now humans are conspiring with angels your honor. We must do something or else we will be wiped out!" I yell.

His eyes narrow.

"We must banish them to the deepest corners of Hell, sentence them to death!" I yell.

"Death! Death! Death!" Others chant.

"Saiki!" Mom yells.

"Son!" Dad yells.

I ignore them.

"Your honor please, we cannot allows these humans to walk out of here. What's to stop them from destroying us?" I ask.

"Very well Overlord of Miracles, death broadcasted live throughout all the corners of Hell." Satan stands up.

"Saiki!" Hairo screams.

"Saiki!" Mom yells.

"You should've stayed at home." I spit in her face.

I shove her back. 

"I believe my business here is done." I open a portal.

"Just a minute." Satan says.

I turn to him.

"I'm not letting you off the hook that easily Saiki K. You better come the next Overlord meeting or whenever you're summoned." His eyes narrow as smoke boils out of his nostrils." He says.

"Very well, my lord." I lower my head.