soooooooooo like a fresh 3 & 1/2 years ago or less i slid into the dm's of -_Saber_-
annnnnddddddd it's safe to say i was pretty successful
because today is our 3 year anniversary
last year i posted a bunch a cute texts between us and i could do that again buuuuuuuttt
. . . .
a. it's just a lot of the same stuff and
b. most of 'em are a li'l to raunchy so i'm not gonna do dat

what i'm gonna do is post the compiled list of reasons i love him that i have been making since we first started dating

this is also a little inappropriate if you notice a few numbers missing, it's because i took them out for being too naughty:

Reasons I Love You

1. You make me better

2. You're a mushy apple pie

3. You're the best kind of dork

4. Your adorable smile

5. Your cute hiccup

6. Your respect and love for your family, including me

7. Your sense of humor

8. Your understanding and acceptance

9. Your ability to compromise in face of an argument or issue

10. Your focus on your future

11. Strangely, your love for animals

12. Your compassion

13. Your distaste for beans 😂

14. Your forgiveness

15. Your humbleness

16. You're my Mono de Amour 💜

17. We are equally attached to one another, and I mean in the clingiest way possible

18. You think long term, like me, and expect to be with me for a long time.

19. You're tastefully shy, in a way I find adorable

20. But you have these moments where you're all boastful in like a joke and it's really amazing and hard to explain 😂

21. There's never a moment I'm not ecstatic to talk to you

22. You're very attentive to my needs

23. You're affectionate

24. You put up with me and my 💩

25. You're a super geek and I can be geeky with you and you JusT GET IT

26. You're not off put by my flaws, even the really, really big ugly ones; aka me being a cold bitch (pardon my French 😣)

27. You make me so happy

28. You send me voice messages when I just need to hear you say that you love me. Because that's enough for me to be content with everything, no matter what shit storm I'm in.

29. You like Hamilton and OMG REMEMBER WHEN I FOUND OUT AND SAID "I am suddenly a thousand times more attracted to you" 😂😂😂

30. You tease me and I pretend to hate it but I secretly love it so much

31. I'm so proud of you, basically just because you're you and you're mine.

32. The fact that the more reasons I put down the more I seem to come up with. You just spur my love.

33. yes
I know this is wrong, but you are the reason I've been taking better care of my body. Because I want to look and feel good for you and stuff 😂

34. You make me feel cute and not like a huge monstrous beast.

35. I know I already said this one but you make me so happy and it should count at two reasons because you makE ME SUPER DUPER HAPPY

36. Your red ears when you get all blushy 😊

37. You aren't absolutely repulsed by me yet which is a good sign 😂 considering I have burped with you on the phone 💁🏼 God I'm sophisticated

38. You text me every morning and ask me how I slept. It makes me feel happy and loved.

39. I feel sexier after being with you. Before we were together I walked around like I was hot stuff all nervous that people saw through to my flaws. But now I know I'm fucking all that and a bag a chips AND AINT NOBODY BUT MY BABY GETS ANY

40. You make that STUPID pop sound and as much as I don't like it I can't help but giggle every time because you're so silly.

41. I loaves you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

42. When I'm sads and I cri you make me laugh and give me mushies words so I feel better

43. You has da nerds merchandise and clothes and I think it's coot.

44. You love me even when I don't love myself

45. Me: "I always worry that you will touch the chub."

You: "what happens if I do"

Me: " . . . . nothing."

You: "Exactly, I'm just touching another part of the peep that I love."

46. whenever we're together, me need to touch and connect with you is insatiable and I'm so sorry and thank you for putting up with it

47. sometimes I look at you and I'm like DAMN DAT ASS IS MINE 😋

48. {oop 🙈}

49. The sound of your voice is so soothing. I always feel safe and loved when I hear it. Makes me wanna curl up in a ball and snuggle.

50. after 2 years and 9 months, I've changed so much. I kinda like orange now. I eat peanut butter. I have buzzed hair, which is way less attractive than when we first met. And yet, you still love me and tell me I'm cute.

51. {*describing a how good a certain act is very good*}

52. {this bit is a dialogue between me an him basically about how i was hating my body and he was loving it . . .}

53. ". . . okay fine, i'm baby"

and counting.

love u tho. thanks for putting up with me for 3 years.