song: bubblegum bitch - marina

Jimin waits on one of the bleacher’s with Taehyung for Jungkook to finish detention, he got caught on his phone in class while texting Jimin.

“So, how's your boyfriend?”.

Taehyung asks, taking a sip of his Monster.

“Tae, you saw him today.”.

“I know. How’s the relationship?”.

“It’s not really a relationship. I know we’re gonna break up at the end of the year anyway.”.

“That’s what they all say. In, like, every movie the two cute main characters fake-date, and end up falling in loooove~”.

“Well, this isn’t some fanfiction where we’re fake dating. It’s just a casual relationship.”.

“Still. I’m betting everything I own that by prom, you two are gonna be in looooove~”.

“Tae, you have no idea how much I want to punch you might know.”.

Taehyung laughs, throwing his head back and slings an arm around Jimin’s shoulder.

“So, where’s your hubby?”.

“I’m gonna hit you.”.

“Why are you hitting him?”. Jungkook asks, moving to sit down next to Jimin. “Hey, babe.”.

Jimin kisses his cheek, leaning his head on Jungkook’s shoulder.

“Hey.”.

“Did I make you wait too long?”.
“No, it’s fine.”.

Jungkook turns so that Jimin’s leaning into his chest, in between his legs and kisses his forehead.

“I’ll take you on a date after this, I feel bad.”.

“I exist too.”. Taehyung reminds them.

“Right. Wanna come with us, Tae?”.

Taehyung shrugs, taking another sip of his drink.

“No wonder you’re so hyper all the time.”. Jungkook remarks, with a look at his energy drink and Jimin lets out a small laugh.

"You guys suck.”. Taehyung complains.

“Facts.”.

Jimin laughs again, taking out his phone.

“So, Tae, you coming or not?”.

"I wouldn’t want to ruin your date, and I’m not really in the mood to third-wheel today.”.

Jimin frowns.

“We’ll just stay here, then.”.
Taehyung shrugs.

“Sure.”.

They all fall into a long silence, Taehyung listening to his music, Jimin on his phone, Jungkook’s head resting on Jimin’s, leaning over occasionally to kiss him.

“Jin’s planning on asking Namjoon out to prom.”. Jimin announces. “Check your texts, Jin made a new group chat.”

“We have, like, a month before prom. Why’s he stressing?”.

“You know how Jin is.”.

Jungkook nods, opening his texts.

____

a/n "you" is not y/n, it's kook 💀

crackheads but without namjoon and it's solely meant for jin asking namjoon out so it's not really crackheads but whatever stfu

jin 💅✨:
okay losers here's the plan

minmin <3:
why are we part of this

jin 💅✨:
because i said so
deal with it

hobi:
ill help you!

yoongs :
i’m only helping because hobi is

jin 💅✨:
selfish prick

yoongs:
🖕🏻

hobi:
uwu

taegay:
whatever what’s our plan

jin 💅✨:
that’s what i'm trying to say and then you fuckers had to come and ruin everything because y’all are too selfish to even help me get together with the love of my life ✋😭

(you):
tf

minmin <3:
tea

hobi:
don’t be mad hyung we all want to help <3

jin 💅✨:
yes, everybody, take my favourites word. did i ever tell you ily and you're my favourite dongsaeng seokie 🥰🥰🥰

hobi:
ily too!

minmin <3:
i-
pls why did they both turn to uwu girls

(you):
ANYWAYS
jin pls tell us the plan

jin 💅✨:
finally, the respect i deserve
you aren’t gonna do much
i just need you to find out a few things

minmin <3:
what are they

jin 💅✨:
1. whether he likes me or not
2. his dream promposal
3. does he like flowers
4. kinks and bdsm score

minmin <3:
wtaf 😃
we can’t just ask him to send his bdsm score dipshit

jin 💅✨:
start a conversation about that in our group chat duh 🙄🙄

(you):
i-
what kind of conversation starter is that

yoongs:
this is literally why you’re still single

taegay:
📠📠📠
they just gonna ask aye joon do you wanna be used as a human toilet 💀💀💀

hobi:
oml

(you):
PLS SJSHDBXHXHSHSHSHSJD

minmin <3:
"do you like feeling chased like prey 🤩"

taegay:
"is living with your own sex slaves your ultimate life goal?"

yoongs:
lmao what if joon’s a top

jin 💅✨:
then i’ll bottom 🙄

(you)
PLS I-

hobi:
dibs on asking him about his promposal!

minmin <3:
i call the flowers ig

(you)
i’m doing nothing

jin 💅✨:
no. you’re doing the flowers and minnie’s getting his bdsm score.

minmin <3:
awwww no ❤️

taegay:
lmao i’ll do it

jin 💅✨:
did i ever tell you I love you and you're my favourite dongsaeng taehyungie 🥰🥰🥰

yoongs:
well im out i don't wanna do shit anyways

jin 💅✨:
stfu
all of you are vital to my mission

minmin <3:
i have a question

jin 💅✨:
shoot

minmin <3:
can’t you just ask him out normally tho

jin 💅✨:
can i do what now 😃

____

Jimin sighs and shares a look with Taehyung.

“How do you plan on getting Namjoon’s BDSM score?”.

“I have my ways.”.

“Don’t tell me it involves stealing his phone.”.

Taehyung pauses.

“I can’t make any promises.”.

____

Two hours later, they decide to go to Jimin’s house since the football coach found them on the bleachers and freaked out, and Jimin’s parents aren’t exactly pleased to have Jimin’s troublemaker boyfriend and best friend in their house.

Jimin fishes his keys from his bag, and ushers them in, warning them not to break anything, and Jihyun looks up, eyes lighting up once he sees them.

That’s weird, Jimin thinks. He's never that glad to see me. Maybe he had a bad day.

Taehyung sits down next to Jihyun, grimacing as Jimin and Jungkook sit on the couch opposite them, Jimin leaning against Jungkook, arms around each other.

"How's it goin?".

Jihyun shrugs.

"Could be better. Could be worse. You?".

"I've been third wheeling all day.".

"I apologize on Jimin's behalf.".

"Did someone say my name?". Jimin asks, pulling away from Jungkook, who's hands are on his waist, lips hovering over Jimin's.

"Forget it.". Jihyun tells him. "Also, get a room.".

Jimin shrugs, standing up.

"Sure. Let's go to my room, babe. Are you leaving, Tae?".

Taehyung shakes his head.

"I'll stay.". He turns to Jihyun with a smile. "We haven't talked in ages.".:

Jimin could swear Jihyun blushed at that, but shrugs it off.

"Well, let's go up, Jungkook.".

Taehyung and Jihyun watch as Jimin and Jungkook both head up the stairs, Jungkook’s hand on Jimin’s waist.

Taehyung smiles at Jihyun kindly, looking at the book in his hand.

“What are you reading?”.

“It’s for Lit. Lowkey sucks, but there’s supposed to be a deeper meaning behind it or whatever.”.

Taehyung laughs.

“I’m so glad I’m almost out of school. You have another year, huh?”.

“Yeah.”.

“I’ll give you advice, senior year is way better. Y’know those seniors who come up to you with “water” for hangovers and all kind of talk about parties and hooking up under bleachers, and treat you like you’re a literal infant?’.

“Yeah?”.

“That’s gonna be you in a year.”.

Jihyun laughs.

“I hope not.”.

“That’s what I said too. You dating anyone?”.

“Nope.”.

“Damn, really?”.

“Yeah?”.

Taehyung holds his hand up for a high-five.

“Good to know I’m not the only one that’s lonely and single in high school. Doesn't the girl from the cheer team like you, though? And the one from student council? Oh, I talked with Tracy from the event committee, she also might like you. I think the cute sophomore, Chanyeol’s sister, too.".

Jihyun looks confused.

“Oh. Um, yeah. I guess.”.

“Damn, you’re a catch.”.

“Says you.”. Jihyun retorts with a laugh.

“What are you trying to say with that?”.

“Forget it.”.

“Tell me.”.

“You know exactly what I was gonna say, you just wanted to hear it from me.”.

“Guilty.”.

____

“I feel kind of bad for leaving them alone.”. Jungkook remarks, bending down to kiss Jimin, whose head is in his lap.

“It’s fine. They’re friends.”.

Jimin sits up, frowning slightly.

“You have a point, though. It’s been an hour. We should go down, you need to go home before my parents come, too.”.

“I forgot about that. I’ll go.”.

Jimin follows Jungkook down the stairs, looking surprised once he sees Taehyung and Jihyun still in the living room, Taehyung almost falling off the couch laughing.

“Uh, Tae? Are you leaving with Jungkook?”.

Taehyung looks up, then breaks out into a smile.

“Sure. I need a ride. Seeya tomorrow, Jihyun.”.

Jihyun nods, and Taehyung hugs him quickly, then hits Jungkook’s arm.

“Let’s go.”.

Jungkook nods and Jimin stands on his toes, arms around him, and presses a kiss to his lips, and Jihyun and Taehyung both share a look as Jungkook lifts him up.

Taehyung clears his throat, and Jungkook sets him down with a laugh
and bends down to kiss Jimin’s neck.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, right?”.

Jimin grins and presses a quick kiss to his cheek.

“Yeah. You should go before my parents come.”.

“I will. See you tomorrow, babe.”.

“Uh-huh.”.

Taehyung groans, and grabs Jungkook's arm.

“We’re going. Bye, Jimin!”.

Jimin laughs as Taehyung drags Jungkook out of the house, complaining about how it's literally been one day and they should stop being so clingy, to which Jungkook responds that he’s not being clingy and they’re not even dating dating, just seeing each other.

“You’re already falling.”. Jihyun remarks, patting Jimin's back, and Jimin tries not to be mad that he’s a full inch taller than him.

“Huh?”.

“You’re already in love..”. He flashes Jimin a small smile, and runs up the stairs. “Don’t tell me I’m wrong, we both know I’m not.”.

A/N
just a quick reminder that jihyun is only 10 months younger than jimin and just a bit over 7 months younger than Taehyung which is why he's so mature and goes to their school