to be fair there was no plot to begin with, i was just winging it since im so damn good at doing that

TW, TWO SLUR MENTIONED! = r slur, said by makoto and yoichi :3

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❝𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞-!?❞

hirawa.kanade

today, 12:21 pm.

hirawa.kanade

makoto

im abt to cry.

hirawa.makoto

wait what.

who.

what.

where.

hirawa.kanade

ITS ISAGI YOICHI

HE LEFT ME ON READ

and itoshi sae your boyfriend promised he'll buy me 12 buldak ramen bowls

hE DIDNT DO ANTHING

hirawa.makoto

lmao sluranade is out.

hes not my boyfriend, kanade.

oh.. and that was the large ass package that was on my doorstep????

hirawa.kanade

what.

WHAT.

HE MAILED IT TO YOU?

THAT STUPID

AFTER I GOT A SOCCER JERSEY OF HIS FAV PLAYER FOR HIM W MY OWN MONEY

hirawa.makoto

its football..

what's the occasion.

hirawa.kanade

well..!

flashback!

itoshi.sae

today, 4:30 am

hirawa.kanade

ITOSHI-SAN

ITOSHI-SAN

MAKOTO ISNT RESPONDING TO ME CALL HIMM 👻

itoshi.sae

lol.

hirawa.kanade

PLEASEEEEE HELP ME OUT

ZZWHERE IS HE 😭🙏

(on read, 7:05 am.)

ITOSHI.

ITOSHI SAE.

BROTHER IN LAW.

RESPOND AND HELP ME.

itoshi.sae

what do you want.

makoto is with me right now, hes asleep.

hirawa.kanade

oh

OKAY BUT STILL, WAKE HIM UP ITS IMPORTANT

ITOSHI PLEASEE

itoshi.sae

what am i getting out of this.

if i do wake him up.

hirawa.kanade

SOCCER CLEATS

NEW SOCCER CLEATS TRUST

itoshi.sae

you just pissed me off right here.

its football, not soccer.

and i already have like 40.

hirawa.kanade

uhm.

new football jersey with ur fav player..!?

itoshi.sae

...

fine.

(on read, 7:07 am.)

flashback end!

hirawa.kanade

today, 12:30 pm.

hirawa.kanade

dont worry about it!

its cuz he helped me and im helping him back!

hirawa.makoto

sae???

helping??

helped you with what?

hirawa.kanade

CONTACTING YOU

EMBODIMENT OF SATAN FOOTSTEPS

WHY WERENT YOU RESPONDING YESTERDAY

BECAUSE ITOSHI-SAN WAS TELLING ME SUM ISH ABOUT

'makoto is sleeping next to me rn'

hirawa.makoto

kanade.

the time difference between here and spain is fucking 8 hours.

and im not always awake i have a schedule to follow.

hirawa.kanade

OKAY BUT STILL

holy why is that gc spamming so much

hirawa.makoto

which one

oh.

hirawa.makoto has went offline!

hirawa.kanade has went offline!

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BLUE LOCK

today, 12:34 pm - 178+ new notifications!

michael.kaiser

shut the hell up, yoichi

youre mad because you DREAM of having my type of skill

isagi.yoichi

WHO ARE YOU 😂😂😂

hirawa.kanade

wait what.

oh my god...

hirawa.makoto

no thanks.

hirawa.makoto has muted hirawa.kanade for 3 minutes!

itoshi.rin

even then i still didnt understand why there was a girl here.

hirawa.makoto

mad no gf still, you retard.

michael.kaiser

makoto! my longtime fan!

have you missed me?

hirawa.makoto

i literally forgot what you look like.

alexis.ness

how could you mako.. ☹️

hirawa.makoto

NESS

NESS IM SORRY.

wait is this about kaiser?

oh im not sorry.

i hope hes gone.

alexis.ness

MAKO

HOW COULD YOU HATE HIM

HES SO PRETTY

michael.kaiser

ah, stop with the flattering.

hirawa.kanade is now unmuted!

hirawa.kanade

im back what did i miss.

WOAH.

HOLY SHITTT IS THAT MICHAEL KAISER OHMY GODD

YOU HUYS ARE JOKING, HES NOT ACTUALLY HERE THATS SOME FAKE ACCOUNT

WHAT THE FUCKK OMDS 😭🙏 CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

hirawa.makoto

this is why i wanted to keep her muted.

michael.kaiser

nonsense. this is your sister, makoto?

didnt know you have a sister, but here we are.

hirawa.kanade

MAKOTO IVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

KAISER

 Das Deutschlernen hat sich gelohnt—

— (the german language studying paid off—)

hirawa.makoto

shes speaking german.

this girl told me she started studying german 7 months ago to talk to michael kaiser.

shes down bad.

isagi.yoichi

im gonna fucking tweak out.

michael.kaiser

Du kannst Deutsch sprechen?

— (you can speak german?)

this just got a whole lot more interesting.

alexis.ness

hirawa.kanade seems like a very nice person!

they even have loyalty to kaiser, it seems.

hirawa.kanade

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

ALEXXISS NESSS MAGICIAN I SWEAR

CUTIE PATOOTIE

hirawa.makoto

isagi.yoichi  bitch. you're gonna let KAISER steal your girl? 

isagi.yoichi

hell fucking no.

ikki.niko

😭

bachira.meguru

lMFAOOOOOO

ICANT BREATHEEEE

ikki.niko

IZZM zzSUCCFOATIJG 😭🙏🙏🙏

hirawa.makoto

im tearing up, i swear 😭

isagi.yoichi

LMAFAOOOO HEU HE TELLS ME SUMKANIUTHUING ISHH ABOUT CLOWNS

BYR HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE LMFAO LIKE WHEN I DEVOURed HHM

pause.

but still ☠️☠️☠️

hirawa.makoto

i got you .

isagi said; "LMFAOO HE HE TELLS ME SOMETHING ISH ABOUT CLOWNS"

"BYE HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE LMFAO LIKE WHEN I DEVOURED HIM"

shidou.ryusei

quite the gay thing to spill out your mouth isagi! 😈

isagi.yoichi

shut up hoe.

retard.

kill yourself 🫶💖💟🌀💍✨⚡️

alexis.ness

SHUT UP FUCKING YOICHI

MICHAEL IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

isagi.yoichi

how come kaiser's boy toy is talking to me

stop yapping donkey

hirawa.kanade

i DRAW the line when it comes to ness.

alexis im sorry for isagi said he doesnt mean it!

itoshi.rin has muted the groupchat's notifications! 

isagi.yoichi

i do mean it.

michael.kaiser

you prefer alexis over me?

makoto's sister, correct? atleast i can maybe persuade one of the siblings.

isagi.yoichi

excuse me??

back the fuck off, rat tails hair having bitch.

naked emperor ass retar—

michael.kaiser

oh?

but what about alexis? hes about to take her anyways.

hirawa.kanade

wait what

alexis.ness

huh

itoshi.rin has muted alexis.ness , michael.kaiser for 25 minutes!

hirawa.makoto

good riddance lmao.

isagi.yoichi

ong

never liked that mf kaiser or ness

theyre always on some 🏳️‍🌈 shit

anyways, kanade..

bachira.meguru

JUST LIKE WE ARE :3

isagi.yoichi

oh..

thats not..

hirawa.makoto

y'know.

i feel like everyone's been quiet.

even shidou is gone for a change.

ikki.niko

thats because theyre getting used to their new 'environment'

they met new people so they gotta get used to it

hirawa.makoto

is that right?

also, on that note- doesnt anyone wanna turn this group to like an international hangout gc

like for all u-18 , u-20 players lmfao.

ego.jinpachi

No.

Is that you trying to add..

hirawa.makoto

can iiiiiiiii

please.

ego.jinpachi

Whatever.

I don't give two shits about this groupchat anyways.

hirawa.kanade

OMG

ARE YOU GONNA ADD

hirawa.makoto

yeah.

apologies for itoshi rin.

itoshi.rin

wait what.

hirawa.makoto has added xxx-xxx-xxx!

hirawa.makoto has changed xxx-xxx-xxx's nickname to 'itoshi.sae'!

itoshi.rin

no fucking thanks.

itoshi.rin has went offline!

shidou.ryusei has came back online!

shidou.ryusei

OH MY FOD. 😍😍😍

ITSOHI SAE IM ABOUT TO CUM

THE MOMENT I SAW THAT NOTIFICATION 😍😍❤️🏳️‍🌈

wrong emoji.

isagi.yoichi

it perfectly described what you are though.

you fa[censorship by mafu, the author]

why am i getting censored

BRO

[censorship by mafu, the author]

[censorship by mafu, the author]

[censorship by mafu, the author]

i hate this sm

itoshi.sae

what the fuck.

mako, what did you add me into.

hirawa.makoto

the blue lock gc

but you can also call it '🏳️‍🌈 cock' from to its homosexuality.

itoshi.sae

lmao.

you belong here then.

hirawa.makoto

HELLO?

YOU BELONG HERE TOO.

hirawa.kanade

ITOSHI SAE.

itoshi.sae

what do you want now.

hirawa.makoto

lol

hirawa.kanade

YOU MAILED THE BULDAK RAMEN TO THE WRONG ADDRESS

itoshi.sae

i did?

my bad.

ill buy u another stack ig.

hirawa.kanade

best brother in law ong

hirawa.makoto

??????

itoshi.sae

thanks. 

atleast one of the siblings isnt completely far gone.

hirawa.makoto

did i read that right.

am i TWEAKING.

shidou.ryusei

HwaT.

makoto.

KILL YOURSELF

hirawa.makoto

👉👌

you hoe.

hirawa.kanade

SHIDOU

THAT ALSO REMINDS ME

YOU READ CHAINSAW MAN???

shidou,ryusei

wait whay

OH MY GOD...????

YOU READ CSM???

BEST HIRAWA SIBLING

I DOOOO

hirawa.kanade

woah!

woah!

best??

itoshi.sae

anyways.

itoshi.rin

shut the fuck up.

no one wants you to be here, you shitty older brother.

itoshi.sae

lmao, makoto wants me here, dumbass.

and dont speak to me till your on my caliber, okay?

hirawa.kanade

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG... 🙌

hirawa.makoto

let them lmao.

entertaining.

❝𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.❞

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sowi this took so long lmao! and also

short chapter EEE BUT SAE IS FINALLY IN THE GROUPCHAT, WHAT DO YALL THINK...?.

woah woah? is michael kaiser gonna steal yoichi's girl?

((revised))