and nowwww were are BACK TO CHATFIC MODE I HOPE YALL ENJOYED THOSE IRL CHAPTERS

ch-153 ro ch 154

makoto hacked the chapter btw

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❝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧~!❞

BLUE LOCK

today, 9:31 am.

isagi.yoichi

were abt to head to prison again

it was fun hanging out w/ hirawa n kanade i swear 😭🙏

chigiri.hyoma

LITERALLY ion think they know, but i was watching when they went to that soccer dart game

I NEVER KNEW THAY HIRAWA CAN LAUGH THAT HARD I SWEAR???? ☠️☠️

bachira.meguru

LMFAO KANADE DIDNT YOU KNIW 

I LITEREALLY BROKE ONE OF THE ARCADES THERE THEY DIDNT GIVE ME 😭😭😭🤷‍♀️

THEY DIDNT GIVE ME PLSUHAIDSS.. 

hirawa.kanade

HELPPP YOU WATCHED ME FAIL ALL 6 SHOTS??? 

BACHIRA HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT GET FINED

hirawa.makoto

wait what.

you were watching???

im fucking embarrassed now.

hirawa.kanade

ITS FINE MAKOO

ur not embarrassed when sae

hirawa.makoto

isagi.yoichi

guess what?

isagi.yoichi

yeah?

hirawa.kanade

makoto.

MAKOTO. DONR. MAKOTO.

IM SORRY

DONT TELL MHISM

PLEASE DONT HTELL HIM

itoshi.rin

tell him what?

isagi.yoichi

tell me what tho

chigiri.hyoma

hold on is thsi

is this about code

hirawa.makoto

yes.

keep your mouth shut.

isagi.yoichi

yo hirawa

im pretty sure we'll have to add other people after awhile

maybe u can add someone in too

shidou.ryusei

wait im so late

YALL HUNG OUT???

W/O ME???

I COULDNT MEET FEM MAKOTO????

hirawa.kanade

the biggest death stare.

my name is KANADE

hirawa KANADE

isagi.yoichi

her name is my girl btw

hirawa.makoto

isagi, i shouldve fucking strangled you when i saw you.

isagi.yoichi

okay brother in law ☠️🙏

hirawa.makoto has blocked isagi.yoichi!

isagi.yoichi

LMAO 

hirawa.kanade

YOUR GIRL??

IS THIS WHAT YOICHI HAS BEEN DOING WHEN HE WAS GONE 😭😭

THIS MAN HAS BEEN SAYING IM HIS GIRL

isagi.yoichi

arent we dating tho

hirawa.kanade

yeah but like..

isagi.yoichi

case closed ☠️

hirawa.makoto

 im gonna sit down and watch this exchange.

shidou.ryusei

THIS PUZZLE BITCH DATES FEM MAKOTO??

BTW i heard u dont curse

say 'fuck' it means love btw 🤷‍♀️🙏⁉️

so i always say 'ill fuck sae' it means ill love sae

hirawa.makoto

oh?

havent you realised i didnt even give you our numbers.

fucking dumbass.

i ghosted you.

back off from sae lil bro. ☠️

shidou.ryusei

WHAT

SAY UR JOKING.. 

MAN I JATE YOU

hirawa.kanade

okok

isagi.yoichi

ill fuck you

hirawa.makoto

what the HELL.

chigiri.hyoma

HELP???

LMFAO 

bachira.meguru

I DID NOT EXPECT

CHRHSH RUNRINA KANANAHWJWN RAHHHHH

THATS MY MONSTER SORRY 😀

shidou.ryusei

TO THE PUZZLE BITCH??? LMFAOOOOOO ☠️☠️☠️

she wants u lil bro 😂

isagi.yoichi

i was gone for 3 seconds 

i was convincing my brother in law to unblock me let me backread

oh..

hirawa.kanade when?

hirawa.kanade

huh

wHAT

WHATTTTT???????  

hirawa.makoto

no.

i dont approve.

isagi.yoichi

stop challenging me, holy fuck

ill make you approve ☠️

hirawa.kanade

HELP MAKOOO

ego.jinpachi

Close your phones.

isagi.yoichi

the way everyone is abt to go offline rn

ego jinpachi is gonna happen

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with ego jinpachi now asking questions, he revealed that he invited also the u-20 players, saying that losers also may have their uses. he also came up with a new plan, a new stage. allowing these youth players to go along with a method that'll help them improve and evolve at a rapid pace.

"what was the cause of you getting stronger?" he asked, before going on to different answers. awakening your ego, becoming aware of your innate powers, so on and so forth. the reason that happened to each of them was without a doubt..

the environment. this special and cruel enclosed space called 'blue lock'. to allow them to reach new height, a new environment must be provided. so ego jinpachi, will throw them into a new prison! hooray! to the hottest hellfire that exists they go! double hooray!

in blue lock's phase two, all of them will be thrown into.. the peak of the world, europe's five big leagues. "popularity, ability, money. these european pro football leagues are at the peak of all these things."  among these 5 countries, each of them in gonna choose which environment they'd like to sharpen themselves at.

"for reference, ill give my biased judgement regarding each league. first, england. a league characterized by speed and physical battles. where goals are stolen by the law of physical prowess. we could call it entertainment-focused, as it makes you hold your breath every time."

"next is spain. a league where technique and creativity are desired. their citizens wont get satisfied just by seeing goals. its a place that gathes footballers who want to express creativity and playfulness."

"next is italy. a league that favors slyness and tactics. they hold history in being able to win 1-0 while holding their defense. a playstyle that fuses individual strength with robust team organization was born here."

"next is france. this league is acting as a gateway to success for newcomers and young players. in recent years, their market has reciebed a grand lot of investments, so the money flows constantly. theyre currently in a great spot to become the greatest league in the world."

"and finally, germany. a league that fundamentally understands that 'football is a sport that you win by scoring the most goals'. they favor getting to victory by logical and rational means. and the player who currently holds the title of the best striker in the world... 'noel noah' is currently there."

isagi sweatdropped slightly, all players are now in deep thought. "thats basically it. those of you who favor positions other than forward, make your decisions with that in mind. the survival battle in the new 'environment' you select.. will doubt as the final selection for the u-20 world cup aswell."

"and with such environmental being the highest peak of the world, one thing that will be the key to win your place among the best... will be the demon strating your 'uniqueness'." 

a whole lot of important yapping later,   "this is a 'rite of passage' to becoming a professional. therefore, you must accurately visualize what you want to become.. and choose the best environment for yourself, for better or worse, this choice.. is guaranteed to derail your life." its time to put everything you learned on blue lock to the test, the stage is set. take on the world.

"its time to bet your future... in choosing an environment to fight."

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ego.jinpachi

today, 9:49 am.

ego.jinpachi.

Hirawa.

I have a question for you.

Do you want to keep Hirawa-chan in the groupchat? Since I'll be adding a few people into the group after their meeting with the team associated with the league.

And also, we only allowed her in due to her being your sister, usually we kick out outsiders. 

hirawa.makoto

keep her in.

who are you adding?

ego.jinpachi

A few people.

You'll know when they join.

hirawa.makoto

keep her in.

ego.jinpachi

You know, I'm only allowing her in due to me respecting you aswell.

hirawa.makoto

i know. 

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a person picks germany, "i feel like japanese people are suited to go there!" he doesnt even deserve a mention. "ill got to spain. since its the country of passion." something you lack, otoya. "italy for me, the florence cathedral calls for me." the psychward calls for you, nextt..

anyways, zantetsu spoke then "im picking france... just because.. it sounds smart, right? going to france." chigiri sweatdropped, holding his phone, "dont decide based on sterotypes... worry about it a bit more." karasu shrugged, his hands in pockets. "but its not like we have much to go on. you pretty much gotta pick something that vibes with you."

chigiri sighs. "at the very least, we need to choose quickly since we need to call dibs." on the timer, it says 76:49 minutes left, then down on the timer says 'up to 9 players for each leagure, first-come first-served basis.'

"...whar about you, isagi? which one are you choosing?" chigiri asks isagi, him staying quiet and still deep in thought. "this isnt for national teams, right? we have to pick a pro league to learn from?" "thats what it sounds like from the way ego said it." "..then.. im honestly not sure.." he seems a bit worried, scratching his head.

"ive been watching the english league lately, so i kinda want to go there.. but, when i was a kid, i wanted to go to germany." with more yapping and yapping, later isagi would part with his main ho— bestfriend, bachira. he'll trust his instincts more. the environment he'll wager his life on.

"its germany." he spoke, pressing the german flag.  it boils his blood the most. with this team of 9, kurona, hiori, yukimiya, gagamaru, neru, kiyora, raichi, and isagi.. this new team of nine, theyre going to germany. now, theyre in the starting room for the 'germany route'.

ANYWAYS. ego had appeared before them, but as a hologram. "hello there, folks who chose germany. welcome to the football of rationality and logic. the team that's currently the strongest in germany.." isagi sweatdropped, looking at him. 

"bastard münchen." ego created a hologram of the team's logo. "you will play with the members of this team's u-20, and train with them." isagi widened his eyes. "..huh?" 'right off the bat.. were going to a secondary team of a world-level club..!?'  "holy shit.." raichi grins, "so were going to germany?!" nuthead shouts in excitement.

"unfortunately, its quite the opposite." ego placed a hand infront of them. putting them on pause. "the environment of the big 5 european leagues.. will be recreated, right here in blue lock!" he smirks creepily. 

(a/n : now that i look in the manga, this scene doesnt actually look that bad than the other times he grinned)

"for that purpose, i have invited... players your age, who currently play for the strongest teams in the 5 big leagues.. from england; its manshine city. from italy; its ubers. from spain; its fc barcha. from france; its paris x gen. and from germany.. its bastard münchen."

"your next goal will be to win in this environment. and the one who will be guiding you all wont be me, but instead..." with the team then coming in vision, it was definitely a shock for isagi to be standing infront of his 'football hero'. 

"the ace strikers who reign over each of these top teams. allow me to introduce to you the absolute ace of bastard münchen. and the one who holds the title of the best player in the world.. noel noa, the master striker!!!"

after a few minutes, with noel noa taking over..

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BLUE LOCK

today, 10:05 am.

ego.jinpachi has added xxx-xxx-xxx and xxx-xxx-xxx.

ego.jinpachi

This'll be entertaining.

hirawa.makoto

THEM???

fine, ill play along then.

hirawa.makoto has changed xxx-xxx-xxx to 'michael.kaiser'.

hirawa.makoto has changed xxx-xxx-xxx to 'alexis.ness'. 

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❝𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥.❞

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I GET TO WRITE KAISER NOW LMFAOOO

(authors note: this sentence aged TERRIBLY.)

((revised))