relationships between characters  becauhse yuh (its more of rating) and they may or may not start playing smash or pass in the fucking middle of the chapter,

 also tw for the shidou part on makoto's behalf censorship didnt work for some reason 😈

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ITOSHI SAE

real madrid player, attacking midfielder.

makoto op; "10.5/10 on the scale, i like him alot. cold boyfriend. hes always in control, but i dont mind us reversing sometimes."

kanade op; "i remember when he insulted me, without knowing makoto was my brother, then when i told makoto some random player on his team insulted me, he got itoshi-san to apologize to me. funi experience. 8/10."

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ITOSHI RIN

pxg's #1 striker, blue lock #1 striker.

makoto op; "my brother this, my brother that! SHUT THE FU—" CENSORSHIP "..whatever, 8/10. i like playing football with him."

kanade op;  "rinrin!"

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ISAGI YOICHI

blue lock's ace, bastard münchen's worst enemy.

makoto op; "9/10. youre cool, isagi. treat my sister properly."

kanade op; "YOYYOYOYOYOO, MWAH MWAH MWAH!! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH! NO ONE CAN COMPETE AGAINST HIM! INFINITY OUT OF 10!?"

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BACHIRA MEGURU

monster, key passer (?) in blue lock.

makoto op; "i genuinely dont know what to rate him. bachira, uh.. pass??"

kanade op; "..makoto, are you playing smash or pass? hes so like me, hes so delusional! except im not because yoichi actually loves me back LMAOOO"

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CHIGIRI HYOMA

speedstar, player for manshine

makoto op; "oh, my little zestfest who i genuinely thought was a girl.. 6.7/10 stop petting my hair.."

kanade op; "hes so pretty what the hell??? but yoichi is still my #1 bae. 7.82/10."

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MIKAGE REO

chameleon 

makoto op; "i watched the tape recordings.. mhm, i know EXACTLY what you are. you called nagi 'my treasure'? cut it out FA—" CENSORSHIP ! 

kanade op; "you cant look me in the eye, and tell me that hes straight. you just CAN'TTTT.. anyways, he bought a whole lotta gifts for my birthday, thanks oreo."

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HIORI YO

ultra sadist, player in bastard münchen.

makoto op; "9/10. hiori is perfect."

kanade op; "who?"

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MICHAEL KAISER

the ace striker of bastard münchen.

makoto op; "cocky bastard, but i still cant help but give him a high rating. 7.5/10 thats as high as it gets."

kanade op; "er is perfekt.. see? ive been studying my german. yoichi gets annoyed when i mention him, though."

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ALEXIS NESS

the key passer of bastard münchen, the beating heart.

makoto op; "dickrider."

kanade op; "oh my god hes so cute what the hell i cant.?.. hes the definition of skrunkly wrunkly frunkly drunkly zrunkly— i APPROVE, I APPROVE.  9/10. but also i dont know him so, you know."

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SHIDOU RYUSEI

the #2 striker in pxg, the locked up one.

makoto op; "you're half-witted. you remind me of drool. you are deficient and fucked in all that lends character. you have the personality of wallpaper that has been left out to rot for a few eons. you are dank and filthy. you are asinine and benighted. you are the source of all unpleasantness. you spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. i cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. i mean rock-hard stupid. hehydrated-rock-hard stupid. stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. you are trans-stupid stupid. meta-stupid. stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. singularity stupid. blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions , lukewarm, and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you."

kanade op; "MAKO CALM DOWN.. wait hold on, you managed to use lukewarm and half baked in a sentence? CONGRATS MAKOO—"

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NAGI SEISHIRO

nagi seishiro

makoto op; "i needed to blow off steam after shidou. nagi, 4/10. next."

kanade op; "thats so mean!"

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EGO JINPACHI

blue lock's host.

makoto op; "side eye."

kanade op; "thank you for letting me into the groupchat, egoo~!"

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OTOYA EITA

cheater

makoto op; "racist."

kanade op; "BOOOOOOO. TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO. WE HATE INFIDELITY , WE HATE CHEATERS!!!"

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KARASU TABITO

crow guy

makoto op; "is that gel, or is your hair naturally like that? 8.8/10."

kanade op; "matching moles, karasuuu!!!!! ♪ , 10/10!"

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ANRI TEIERI

the manager of blue lock,+ best girl.

makoto op; "anriii.. pretty lady, 10/10, shes perfect to be honest."

kanade op; "MY LOVEEE ANRIII, SHES THE PERFECT OLDER SISTER FIGURE FOR ME AND MAKO, 15/10! ♡"

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YUKIMIYA KENYU

model, prolly says 'soccer' instead of football.

makoto op; "modeling, hes okay looking i guess. 7/10 , really nice."

kanade op; "dont mind mako-nii. hes a tsundere type mf. ♡"

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NOEL NOA

master striker, the #1 striker in the world.

makoto op; "papa."

kanade op; "PAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAPAPAPPAAPPAPAAPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAAAA PAPA PAPA PAPA !!!!!!!!! PAPAAAA!!!!"

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LAVINHO

definitely the most fun player in all of football history.

makoto op; "my biggest flex is that im mutuals with him on instagram. hes so fun to be around."

kanade op; "butterflies?? immediately 200/10."

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