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On your tour, you pass many different rides on your way to the Attractions section. Your guide briefly goes over them and doesn't give too much information, thinking they were just generic.

The Carousel 😴

This Carousel is one of the rides that is marked "vintage". It has been restored, if only a bit, but one can tell it is very old. People will try to tell you it is haunted and that dead children come and ride it at night, but never mind that.

The Ferris wheel 😕

One of our newer additions! Funny enough, the park had one before but had to be taken out because of some legal issues. People kept taking off their seatbelts and committing suicide when they reached the top. Not to worry!! All the rides now have machine locked seatbelts! You can't unlock it without the engineer pressing a button or using a key.

Vortex 😨

Also one of the newer additions! This roller coaster is named sixth scariest in the world with twists, turns, loop-dee-loops and lots of vomit. It is the main attraction, beside the oddities, and brings in lots of people everyday.

Haunted House 😧

This ride is a little more than your typical cheap jump scares and sound effects. It was specifically designed by the Puppet Master himself. There are 3 parts to it
1. You enter in the dark and go down, the sound of water rushing around you. Water rises into your cart and you feel like you're going to drown. People will tell you stories about someone (or maybe multiple people) drowning, but that's just a silly rumor.
2. Then you enter a narrow tunnel downward through rock and lava. On the way you see demons being tortured and torturing people.
3. You come face to face with the devil. And he is not happy.

The Tunnel of Love 😶

The tunnel of love follows a love story of creepy animatronic dolls that move their mouth out of sync with their voices. You have the main character:

Cupid, who is looking for love.
The main villain

His father, who tells him he'll never be happy.

And the ensemble

Who pranks and mocks him all the time.
The story has a surprise ending that nobody every really appreciates.

1- 😴
Not scary at all/ Completely harmless
2- 😶
Quite unusual/ odd but not intimidating
3- 😕
Mildly concerning/ intimidating but ultimately unlikely to cause harm
4- 🙁
Don't like it/ May harm you, but not severely
5- ☹️
Unsettling/ May cause you long term pain
6- 😟
Scary/ Will definitely cause internal damage
7- 😧
Chilling/ Will undoubtedly mentally damage you in some way
8- 😨
Terrible/ You will loose a part of your body
9- 😱
Horrifying/ You will be tortured slowly, you will feel pain that not even god himself can save you from, but even with the possibility of survival, the mental trauma may not be worth it
10- 💀
You are dead/ you are undoubtedly in for painful, morbid, fucked up death that no human sound have to endure even hearing about.