28/04/2023 EDIT: this was from ages ago, from when I unfortunately shipped Percico. I no longer ship this at all, so you can just skip this one if you want.

Nico: OK, it's my turn now. Percy, truth or dare?
Percy: Dare. Because Persassy is fabulous.
Nico: I dare you to kiss the person you love.
Percy: *winks at Annabeth* That's easy.
Nico: --Besides Annabeth.
Leo: Ooh, who will it be?
Jason: *guards Piper*
Frank: *turns into lion and protects Hazel*
Travis: *covers Katie*
Percy: *slowly walks up to Nico and smirks*
Nico: *blushes and breathes heavily* Why me?
Percy: Because you're like my little brother. I love you.
Nico: *closes eyes*
Percy: *leans in and pecks cheek*
Piper: Oh my, Jason. Stop hyperventilating.
Jason: But... Percico!
Piper: No. Percabeth for life.
Jason: But--
Piper: *glares*
Nico: *glares*
Jason: OK OK Percabeth forever. Please don't kill me.
Nico: *touches cheek* This game isn't so bad after all.
Frank: OK, fine. Stop with the drama. Your turn, Percy.

A / N: Ik, this isn't really funny, but I wanted to add this-