Piper: So, we have decided everyone's type, correct?
Annabeth: Bad boys that are also heroes
Hazel: Dudes that look like apes
Annabeth: And Piper's is "Basic White Dude"
Piper: IT WAS ONE TIME!
Hazel: You said he was cute
Piper: I SAID HE LOOKED BETTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!