Leo: Let's go through some self-defense techniques. *Will punches Leo in the throat* Usually, you warn someone before you do that.
Will: Nico told me that the element of surprise was crucial.
Leo: Cool. *coughs* So he's a great teacher. But I will say this. If you're going to do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards, like, "Choke on that".
Will: Right, but they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. Ooh, how about, "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture".
Leo: OK, yeah, that's very informative and quite polite. But maybe add a "dirtbag" on the end?
Will: But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum. I don't see how it's an insult.