Frank, bad at flirting: I like your name
Hazel, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Frank: Can I date your sister?
Nico: What is this, the Dark Ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a battle first.

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Hazel: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE AND NOTHING IS REAL
Frank: Hazel, calm down
Nico: Let her panic. She just found out that bees don't have lungs
Frank: Oh, that's all, I was worrie- BEES DON'T HAVE WHAT?!?!

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Hazel: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch
Frank: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes fruit loops

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Frank: I'm making an omelette!
Frank: *flips omelette*
Hazel:
Frank:
Frank: I'm making scrambled eggs!

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Hazel: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Frank: General Mathematics 6th Edition

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Hazel: I don't have a crush on Frank
Nico: ACHOO
Nico: Sorry, I'm just allergic to bullsh**

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{During the Mark of Athena}
Frank: The stars are beautiful tonight
Leo: You know what else is beautiful?
Both: Hazel

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Frank: Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants? Just be yourself!
Piper: Hazel! Your boyfriend forgot to switch his bird brain back to his person one!

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Hazel: I'm going to bed. It's been a long day.
Frank: It's only 9AM. You've been awake for an hour
Hazel: Good night

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Hazel: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Frank: What?
Hazel: Is there a point system or is it to the death?

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Hazel: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Frank: That's cannibalism
Hazel: *confused and worried chewing noises*

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Frank: I'm from Canada.
Hazel: Oh, which part?
Frank: My whole body...?

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Frank: Why would you give Leo a knife?
Hazel: He felt unsafe
Frank: Now I feel unsafe
Hazel: Would you like a knife?

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Hazel: Who hurt you?
Frank: (joking) Want a list?
Hazel: *places hand on Spatha* Yes.

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Frank: [to Hazel] Pros to dating me:
Frank: [to Hazel] I'm tall enough to be big spoon, I'll bring you coffee in bed, I'm good at compliments, you'll gain lots of dorky pet names.

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Hazel: If a shark is too "dangerous" ...
Hazel: *points at Frank transformed into a shark* .. Why is it boyfriend material?

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Hazel, trying to convince Leo not to sacrifice himself: There's only one thing worse than dying
Hazel: *rips paper off the board so it says "Leo dying"*
Leo: Me
Frank: NO-

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Frank: I wish we were more than friends.
Hazel: Best friends?
Frank: Even more.
Hazel: Mega best friends?

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Hazel: Table for two please
Waiter: Oh, are you waiting for someone?
Hazel, holding up a hamster: What no this is my boyfriend Frank

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Leo: [about Hazel] How did someone like you, end up with someone like her?
Frank: I'm not sure, but I fully intend to continue showing my gratitude till the end of my days.

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Hazel: What are "friends with benefits"? I keep hearing that phrase, but I don't understand
Frank: They're like ... a very special kind of friends.
Hazel: Oh
Hazel: Like us :)
Frank: *chokes*

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Frank: YOU TRIED TO FIGHT PEOPLE AGAIN????
Hazel: I'm at a loss for words!!
Percy, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Mr Zhang and Miss Levesque continued to yell at me for 15 minutes

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Hazel: *yawns*
Frank: Yeah, being cute must be tiring
Hazel: *tilts head* Then you must be exhausted
Percy, from the other side of the room: Awwwwww

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Hazel: You don't have to use chopsticks to impress me.
Frank, trying to pick up his drink: I can do it.

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Frank: My beautiful angel, I would cross oceans and over mountains for you. I would fly into darkness if I knew it'd make you safe.
Hazel: Can I have a donut?
Frank: I'm sorry, but unfortunately these are my donuts

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Hazel: It's dark in here
Frank: Don't worry, I got this.
Frank: *stomps his feet*
Frank: *Sketchers light up*

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Frank: So I heard you like bad boys
Hazel: ... No, not really.
Frank: Oh, thank the Gods.