Hazel: It's nothing.
Frank: Just tell me.
Hazel: Why do you need to know so bad?
Frank: So I can cheer you up!
Hazel: It's not your job to cheer me up.
Frank: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.
Hazel: Well then, you're fired.
Frank: You can't fire me. I'm union, b**ch